Alva

Loca como tu madre 🌹

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

If you're an adult who still uses libraries like myself, my mother and my friends, please retweet. https://t.co/pQvuiuAya6

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

facebook relatable post: you ever put on a movie then fall asleep tho 😂😂😂
twitter relatable post: the day after doing coke sucks ur just sitting there thinking about driving your car into light post 😅😅😅

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

@virus4rm___ I don't know if I even want to

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

Been having a continuous panic attack all day. My new employer casually forgot to tell me they hired me for graveyard shifts. Oops?

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

It's been a long ass day.

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

KORN - Lil B

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

@greasextrap The girl with the dreads?!

[David @lilbigDgrande]

Only thing I see when I look up in the sky :/

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

@McNuggggets Dude you're so talented!!

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

@jocycaatt Yassss

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

You guys I just rang up the girl that sings the "it's all about the bass" song and the kid from spy kids. That's it. That's my story.

[💸💸💸💸 @MadisonnnnAnne]

Hello retail during the holidays is horrible and the people that come in are cruel heartless beings.

Its not my fault we’re out of that limited edition product your daughter wanted, Janet. You could of gotten it if you went before the week before xmas when we had plenty of them

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

Thought this girl at my work was sick with cold so I gave her a bunch of my expensive wellness pills from Whole Foods. Turns out she ain't sick just hungover and I'm tempted to tell her to give me my fucking pills back.

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

@Un_Motorhead The ace here?

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

Following @LILBTHEBASEDGOD has been the best life decision I have ever made

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

Insane clown posse - Lil B

[Alva @Little_Alvaaa]

I didn't have any pajama bottoms so I covered myself with two Mexican blankets, got over heated, and spent the night having night terrors about hanging out with Gaga and seeing my beautiful tube amp get wet. Man oh man, am I happy to be awake.

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

all i want for christmas is my dog to live forever