Joe_Dirt

Proud father of twin boys, lover of bikes & trail building, car enthusiast. loving life?

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

Advil cold and sinus...
Or rum...
I think I made the right choice.
But, check back in the morning.

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

I'd say I'm more of a "social drunk" and an "anti-social drinker"

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

The box says "avoid use with alcohol" Ha!
I say "works best with alcohol"

[Daz? @HomeProbably]

If you think about it, someone who is unashamedly crazy is infinitely more honest than all of those that pretend to be normal all the time.

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

Sometimes the smallest thing ruins my day, this time literally.. Fucking flies in between every jump!

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

Sometimes the voices in my head exaggerate my craziness, but I just down play them.

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

My side of the bed is disappearing faster than the polar ice caps. #twinlife

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

I wasn't a good guy to begin with.

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

I hate when people stand close to me. I really hate when they stink of bad cologne..

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

I don't remember what it feels like to piss in private. Someone's either staring at my junk, or trying to kick in the door. #twinlife

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

Facebook is a bunch of Mothers Day, so hopefully Twitter will brighten my mind.

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

If I was rich.. I would have someone mash my hard icecream for me.

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

Sometimes ya gotta dumb it down to fit in.

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

Successfully made it all year without changing my clock. Who looks at those things anymore anyway!

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

Whiskey drink at 9:30 am.. Why not.

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

@emma_griffin113 your welcome to come enjoy their cuteness any morning.. it starts early!

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

I miss sleeping past the point of being tired.
#twinlife

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

A small percentage of my day is spent smelling baby ass.. Didn't see that one coming ten years ago.

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

Funny how some people hold knowledge hostage

[Joe_Dirt @Little_Joe99]

Does the draft folder get full?
Let's see...