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Like Sisyphus, but with a bigger nose. 1975 BGS LS conker champion. Someone’s great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson.

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@TeamCarr7 @RevRichardColes I can never find Wally.

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@tonyj86316 @RedDevilBible Honestly? Lingard? Can’t see that myself. He wouldn’t ever be in my top 11.

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@Philsick @lienomail @GlenvilleTH Yeah, it has to be fake; it’s unfeasibly high for a politician.

[MG @Galsy55]

Twitter friends.
I've just been given my 2weeks notice period right before Xmas n new year,
I'm a chef/head chef to trade but I'd do any job going in or around Stirling. Wondering if you wouldn't mind RTs this for me much appreciated

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@Philsick You too chap! And a happy new year!

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@Philsick Exactly.

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@BigBoyler My dog does that to me whether I’ve been out for two hours or just one minute to put the bins out.

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@Philsick To be fair, our generation doesn’t seem to understand punctuation 😛

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

Woman dies the day after a six hour wait for an ambulance on a cold pavement. She had broken her foot. https://t.co/b3ndLRryE4

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@DenisJoyce9 @RedDevilBible He didn’t get on with Ronnie I hear. If you can only choose one...

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@AngelicUpstarta @jaspermccrea @Lloyd_Cole @frankieboyle @mortonharket This is what Twitter’s for!

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@joseph_beagley @CurranNeil @TheGinjaNinja @sven_safc @uzair_4211 @UWBio @alydianoble @JimMFelton @DavidWohl https://t.co/d3gcRSFCRp

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@CurranNeil @TheGinjaNinja @sven_safc @uzair_4211 @UWBio @alydianoble @JimMFelton @DavidWohl True, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2.

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@joseph_beagley @CurranNeil @TheGinjaNinja @sven_safc @uzair_4211 @UWBio @alydianoble @JimMFelton @DavidWohl Joe, are you running a spoof grammar-correction account? Look up the words used in the trail of tweets. If only there was a free online searchable database you could use eh?

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@commandlinegmr @brianmoore666 Totally agree. That is favourite book!

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@joseph_beagley @CurranNeil @TheGinjaNinja @sven_safc @uzair_4211 @UWBio @alydianoble @JimMFelton @DavidWohl Learn music old son. It’s lyrics from song. Follow the clues in the tweets before and after. 🥴

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@theJeremyVine If you do that you’ll never learn anything. He didn’t do enough research and looks a right chump now.

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Awful news.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

So we’ve lost the last Malaysian Sumatran Rhino (30-100 survive in the wild) and now the Koala has been declared ‘functionally extinct’. How many more losses must we endure before we wake up to our planets impending death? It’s time to act now @ExtinctionR https://t.co/U1JExB9piA

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@Martina @Barrib63 @SteveTimms @KaiserJonny This is what twitter’s for!

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@Philsick @Tarty2001 The Yachting Dog would be a great name for a pub or an indie band.