Liv Chapter

History student, mother, lover, fighter, enjoyer of impossible quests, slayer of dragons.

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@agnesjuliet I suppose, technically, 'all-encompassing because you cut my torso in half' might fall under the vague umbrella of 'some'. I had two, second was better. The first is a heck of a shock to the body, hope you're able to rest.

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@thewordyben Oh the horror!!!

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@thespiritofjazz @muse 80s nonsense you say? Intrigued

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@thespiritofjazz Where do you think Sleipnir came from?

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@SJGReelPodcast @JusAnIdea Getting Luna and her squeaky toys out!

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@Williams_J13 When you have your own place you can fold them however you like! And your mum will come round and refold them

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@innadp @RockingClassics You just beat me to it!

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I found a way to combine motherhood and my interests #PeekabooPennywise #IT

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@thewordyben what what what is this???

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Few minutes into #StarTrekDiscovery - a thumbs up for the lesser known sci-fi concept of LOOKING OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW

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Booooooooo! That's terrible, you're terrible, get off the stage! #worstpunever #19thcenturynewspapers

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Talking to @jusanidea about essay 'the one about Smokey Beth?' Yes the one on Margery Kempe. 'Was she a Satanist?' Oh dear #twitterstorians

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Somewhat less enticing than 'draw me like one of your French girls' #shakemevin

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Today's achievements:
Ate
Showered
Errands
Forgot half of errands
Prevented child from climbing into the toilet
Calling it a success.

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Baby asleep so I'm 'working'. Means I'm sat on the sofa thinking about all the stuff I would be doing if I weren't so bloody tired.

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The Pontipines are the worst parents ever. Narrator: 'Where are the children?' PPs: 'Fucked if I know, where's my raspberries?'

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The real reason Royal Mail was privatised: shenanigans of Postman Pat. He has a plane and a 4x4 and is still never bloody on time.

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@TheUphill I still can't eat Jaffa Cakes because I went mad on them after CS and was horribly sick! Good to hear other #csectionstories

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I keep seeing nice clothes in targeted adverts, take the chance and click and 9/10 times it's from the kiddie range. Much disappointment.

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@LadyVintagex I'll have a look tomorrow (baby asleep). Got leggings too but they might be a bit long! How're you doing?