Dating me is all fun and games until it’s barely 11 am and I’ve already sent you 6 articles fourteen tik toks and three tweets and you better read them all
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My bf forgets to hang a curtain rod I’ve been asking about for over a month, but can remember every NHL player in the league and their stats from 7 seasons ago...
Stranger walking by: omg cute dog what kind is he??
Me: Australian shepherd
Stranger: noo can’t be he must be a Bernese
Me: Nope he’s an Aussie
Stranger: noooo, maybe a collie?
Me: you know what since you asked, he’s actually part cat.
Who needs Gracie Janes when the man above me in my apartment sings and plays his guitar every Thursday night! Note the fact that he does so on his balcony during winter😂 Not even mad tho he’s really good
I had a dream last night that my bf put a dead fish, dead beaver and orange juice down my shirt at a school assembly. So that’s where my brain is at, you? And yes I’m still mad.
Today Frank ran through the middle of a children’s soccer game and I looked like a crazy dog mom running after him through the game AND one of the coaches was a teacher from high school. So thank you, Frank.
the human has made quite the sandwich for lunch. but when i placed my chin on their knee. and looked up at them softly. they only offered me. a piece of lettuce. nobody talk to me. for the rest of the day