Looking at Sky’s photography
H: You took that?!
Me: Yes.
Picture of trees appears on slide
H: Let me guess, Time Square.
Me: That’s trees😑taken in the Netherlands…no.
(H claims to have been thinking Central Park, but 😏 idk)
#harharquotes#livinwithharhar
*Harley shows Sky a video she made on tiktok*
Sky: Who are you? Those are death eyes.
Harley: That’s why it took me 45 minutes, because the other takes said puppies
Me: Are you high?
Sky: No
Me: Then why was 6 afraid of 7?
Sky *laughs*: because 7 8 9
Me: well I assume it’s because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating
Sky *looks at me confused*: Are you high?
Har: I just found out the difference between a river and a lake. I thought they were the same thing just the difference was based on depth.
(Said the 26yr old with a masters degree) #harharquotes
Har: I just found out the difference between a river and a lake. I thought they were the same thing just the difference was based on depth.
(Said the 26yr old with a masters degree) #harharquotes
H: be patient I’m dealing with stupid people.
S: hey don’t talk bad about my sister.
H: that makes no sense. I’m not your sister.
(Freezes in panic for her stupid comment bc she is in fact my sister.) #Harharquotes
H - I thought Larson was fire
S - That’s arson. Larceny is something totally different.
H - (whispers to self) One day I will not struggle.
#harharquotes
S: The (white elephant)example was a photobook of Leonardo DiCaprio from 1998.
H: Oh! Who’s the actor from Titanic?
S: Leonardo DiCaprio
H: NO! The ACTOR!
S: That’s his name, Leonardo DiCaprio.
H: The actor from Titanic?
S: That’s him.😑
H: Then who is the painter?
S: Da Vinci🤦🏻♀️
S: Sell is not the same as sale.
H: Ya it’s sold, sell, it’s the plural...no that’s not right.
S: It’s definitely not the plural.
H: I didn’t pass english. Why are you pointing out my stupid?!
S: Bc you just said sell was plural of sale.
(H discussing not being home for Xmas)
H: Tell me if ppl talk about me
S: I doubt they do. They’ll ask how you are.
H: The elephant in the room will be missing! Wait...
S: Are you calling yourself and elephant?