Liz Cordes

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/ekUzlnGHQl

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

Setting my alarm for 8:30 like my one of my kids ain’t gonna wake me up by 7

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

no one:
Me: google…do Guinea pigs blink

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

I’d love if they suddenly brought back where everyone can see your top 3 best friends on Snapchat without warning…let’s see what’s really going on 🤔🤭

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

Singing along to a song with my car full of kids and the clean version of the song says “females” and I blurt out “bitches” like it’s supposed to be …the scolding by my toddler was brutal 😂☠️🫣

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

One of our Guinea pigs makes a noise like Chewbacca in the middle of the night…help 🥴

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

@TweetsOfCats @Sprocket_Kitty

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

“What do you think of Jesus? Pretty schnazzy huh?!” -Sadie

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

Texting ChaCha was the OG AI

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

My niece didn’t know what iTunes was and I’m feeling a bit perturbed

[Violate Brown @BrownViolate]

Jeymi in Columbia struggling.

Kris in America:
#90dayfiancetheotherway #90DayTheOtherWay #90DayFiance

[The King of Queens @TheKOQ]

🎶Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie 🎶

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

Someone patted my kid on her butt and she came back with a “Pls don’t touch my butt. THIS IS MY BODY” and I’m so proud right now

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

Love is Blind but each person has a minor physical quirk like a huge honker 👃

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

I can’t take Wilmer Valderrama seriously on NCIS…you aren’t a special agent…you’re Fez & Handy Manny

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

RT if you think I should’ve been picked to sing the Super Bowl halftime show

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

*looks up flights to Cabo after driving into town in this nonsense *

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

Instead of on/off button Sadie calls it the Alive/die button

[Liz Cordes @LizCordes]

When did I get so old…I keep checking the shipping updates for my new rugs I ordered