Liz D

amateur book reviewer and stand up comedian

[Liz D @Lizderbator]

Sam is a SMOOTH TALKER #twiceinabluemoon #christinalauren

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Reading Twice in a Blue Moon by Christina Lauren and it's such a typical romance story but I'm hooked. Strangers to lovers to enemies to .... Probably lovers again? #secondchanceromance

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Haven't posted in forever! Going to start posting bookish things :)

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Honestly taj ruins this show. So self centered and bratty. Makes it hard to watch #PaintedWithRaven

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A landing strip is a vagina mustache

[hams @catladycomrade]

sasquatch is real and he can get it. that is all

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These hello fresh ads or other meal shit is messing me up. I've been thinking my friends are banging cooks and never sharing with me.

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These YouTube ads are exposing my need for therapy to the point where my bf just asked me if I'm doing okay. Wtf YouTube, be cool.

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Roommate hogging the squatty poty in the bathroom rn while belting out high school musical songs.

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Told my roommate I think I might have a UTI. He offered me a sponge to "clean it out"

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Sometimes you just gotta perform for your penis collection in your livingroom.

I'll be at Limericks Junction tonight at 9pm est performing for people with penises. Come if ya can!

📷: @adequate_chad @ Atlanta, Georgia https://t.co/uJAyoGmPwe

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Teammates high-five after a game cause they celebrating being awesome together. That's why I demand high fives after sex.

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Hard at work

📷: @adequate_chad @ Atlanta, Georgia https://t.co/460fth5LIK

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If I'm with a girl I just day om a lesbian because explaining I'm pan is way too much effort for someone who shouldn't be in my business to begin with.

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I just remembered I forgot to shave my asshole in the shower earlier. No doggy tonight!

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I think the pandemic ruined masturbation for me because too much of a good thing, is a bad thing.

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I really have a hard time closing my mouth.

Some photo fun with @cryst4lfemme https://t.co/15RypKu73H

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I remember freshman year of high school this guy made me feel bad for laughing at my own jokes. Fuck you, Brian, I still laugh at my own jokes. @ Joystick Gamebar https://t.co/W7hG1eLUyF

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Did one sit up and immediately hit my head on the ground. I'll try again next year.