LizWarren’sSelfieStickLine

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@QWeekChris @RichMandarin @CallahanPodcast @IAMMGraham @tomshattuck @GerryCallahan You can’t say geriatric, without Gerry. As president, I will make sure all assisted living and nursing homes have proper access to Gerry’s Podcast. It’s where the show belongs!

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@matthewcarano Let’s stop televising trials. I think it’s pretty clear that social media has an impact on outcomes.

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@mininhane He has special needs…..

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@BBGreatMoments Vinny Castilla, but he was actually robbed on the 4th

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@DancingKirk @GioBruno1600 Inherently misogynistic name. “Did he?” implies he may not have….and men always get the befit of the doubt. If he were a woman, his name would be, “Did.”

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@steverob Inheritance CJD is also a thing. 60-70 is the life expectancy. Could very well be in her family and nobody ever tested.

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@KVN_03 You can only publicly comment on one side of this case without being crucified….

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@kirkminshow Quicker release….kirk’s jumper….minnesota protestors after apprehension….or me after two cosmos and Mayor Wu presser?…..the answer is me…and by me, I mean my flower, and by my flower, I mean my womanhood….and womanhood, I mean vagina….it should have been the protestors!

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Discourages tenants who have children

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@kirkminshow Hey Colethey….if we learned anything this, WNBA is just year is just as good as the NBA. As part of my campaigning, I will be a Saturday practice team player. When I’m on the court, the ball is wet. I can lay it in the hole if needed.

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@sean1982 @davecullinane @dawg1y @inthistown1 A lot of horrible things happened in this case! But outside of being a straight white male police officer, outing Jeff may have been the worst!!

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@robinson_rules @kirkminshow Those are basic human rights! It’s about time parents paid their fair share. As President, I will enact a Dad Tax. All Dad’s must pay $20 for their recovering alcoholic sons!

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@elonmusk @GerryCallahan No, it’s Wrong Wing!

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@DonnyMinihane @TimRidgolds @BirdwatcherK Tim Fridgeolds

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@robinson_rules Triplets! Multi-cultural, I love our nation!

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@TimRidgolds lol, I love white face. Kevin hart was so good in Epic Movie!!

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@kirkminshow I will legalize weed in the workplace! Give Gus 500 mgs a day to operate as the normal producer and fire @JukemColeman ! His salary will be used to fight the housing crisis! #BizWithLiz

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@JukemColeman As long as a union worker is driving the bus that you just threw Gus under

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@kirkmin I forgot about Gus all last week

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@kirkmin If this best of isn’t posted by the time I board this plane, I am repealing the Affordable Cares Act? Is that what you want? There hasn’t been a worse no show since DeSantis at the last debate

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@TimRidgolds It could be three months from now, but if he cancels the order 7 or 8 months from now, that’s up to him and not for you to judge!