Liz

prepare to be dazzled

[Liz @Lizz_Khalifaaa]

@kayottiic Not my dorter 😭

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Make it make sense

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

avril lavigne performing an acoustic version of ‘complicated’ in 2002

[Rihanna @rihanna]

God ain’t forget bout me!

[amy ♓︎ @Amy__A_]

i’ll say it again: i instantly gain a modicum of respect for you if you actively engage in bravo housewife reality tv culture

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

fall in love

[Akira @Akir_a997]

imagine dating someone and it works out and you two are together for the rest of your lives

[lauren @winonaddict]

happy first day of fall! 🍂

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real ass tears, this is too cute😂😂😂😂😂 via Instagram: porkchopofficial

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

the microwave light

[bug girl @buggirl]

every bitch from your high school with 1 braincell and Jesus Lover in their bio suddenly has Something To Say and it’s the dumbest shit you’ve ever read back to back to back and just when u think you’ve weeded them all out actually here’s 3 more. on the house♥️

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So it turns out time makes you bolder, even children get older, & I’m getting older too

[Liz @Lizz_Khalifaaa]

If a genie gave me 3 wishes one of them would be to rub my eyes for an 10 minutes without consequences

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

The recession indicator final boss just dropped :

[kenny @evilbeast382941]

Ending my thesis paper with “but who gives a fuck what I think”

[Liz @Lizz_Khalifaaa]

I fear working out in the morning is all that it is cracked up to be. I feel alive

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Being a teacher is so cruel bc every so often we get a weeks-months long break from school which is ample time for me personally to forget that I have a job altogether. Now all the sudden I am 24 hours away from being back in the workforce. The night is dark and full of terrors