Lizzie Boredom

Professional dead person. Guilty of man’s laughter.

[Lizzie Boredom @LizzieBoredom]

Look, I’ve found my purpose in life, but how do you monetize playing a haunted organ in a crumbling Victorian mansion?

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@optimum @optimum No response?

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Shortly after I was *attacked in my sleep* by an intruder, I moved out of my home of 12 years. I had to do it in 2 weeks. I called @optimum to cancel my internet service. They convinced me to do a temporary pause instead. (THREAD)

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@optimum Shame on you @Optimum for using "company policy" as an excuse to not have the humanity to refund someone experiencing the most traumatic event of their life.

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@optimum Let me repeat: a company with $8.5 billion in revenue could not refund $116.23 to someone who has already given the company over $14,000 as a loyal customer for over 12 years. Because of company policy.

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@optimum Because of "company policy" and because I agreed to the pause during my time of complete and utter duress, they would not refund me. I even offered to submit a police report and doctor's note.

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@iFindPanicans @PatriotRose36 @Standup__Man @RepOgles @AGPamBondi You must be miserable navigating the world like everything is a competition and anyone who is different is your enemy. That’s some SDE right there.

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@PatriotRose36 @Standup__Man @RepOgles @AGPamBondi *stolen land

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@roguesledger @ThePatriotOasis @jimmyfallon I love how you changed the topic. We are comparing the parade to a late night show. No one mentioned your corny ass nephew.

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@designed_future @BuenoForMiami @savsays Have you ever driven in a foreign country? It’s not that hard dude.

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@TheRealLevi___ @KeithOlbermann @elonmusk Imagine simping for someone who wouldn’t piss in you if you were on fire.