Lizzie Helsel

[Helen Nettleship @Nettleshippy]

I’m starting a support group for people who didn’t see the Northern Lights last night.

We are valid. Stop erasing our existence

Any joiners

This is our flag

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Its that time of year againnnnn!!

[Lizzie Helsel @LizzieHelsel]

the waitress asked for my ID last night and before I could even be happy @MargieMarg_ says “it’s the acne”, I hate it here

[Lowering The Bar @Barstool_LTB]

The worst part about winter? The Dementors @FeitsBarstool

[Lizzie Helsel @LizzieHelsel]

adding the high importance flag to an email is a foolproof way to get me to ignore it

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This dude is a just a collection of wet toothpicks anyway.

White supremacy is for extremely fragile people &sad men like him, whose self concept relies on the myth that he was born superior because deep down he knows he couldn’t open a pickle jar or read a whole book by himself

[Lizzie Helsel @LizzieHelsel]

hey, what’s the point of a headband if it doesn’t hold your hair back?

[Lizzie Helsel @LizzieHelsel]

I can’t get over this, it’s so cool

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

David Hampton planted larch trees in the Douglas fir forest in Oregon to create a smiley face. It returns each fall and makes a happy showing.

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

“you smell like dunkin donuts”

“i am dunkin donuts”

[Token CEO @tokenCEO]

“Men are typically promoted based on potential. Women are promoted based on accomplishment”

🤨

[Lizzie Helsel @LizzieHelsel]

*starts black widow* my sister: so this black widow turn into spider man? @MargieMarg_

[Natasha Hodgson @NatashaHodgson]

The worst advice I read on this site over again and again is “never quit” - idk, I love a good quit, maybe quit, do something else, maybe that’s fine, good luck to you, be alive, have a crisp, quitting is for winners imo

[Jimmy Eat World @jimmyeatworld]

On it.

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

Nope. You can turn in your neighbor for a medical procedure and get 10k but you can’t do a 3 team parlay.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

🤍

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

If you’re looking to totally crush at the office water cooler today, this is (not) the one

[KFC Radio @KFCradio]

“When was the last time you felt truly happy?”