Maggggie

Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful.

[Maggggie @MargieMarg_]

@bat_faced 😂😂

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

THIS GOT ME CRYING SO BAD 😭😭

[Patrick @longhornHR]

Dear microbreweries,

Maybe instead of your 12th double IPA, making a fucking Pilsner

[Charlie Bleecker @BleeckerCharlie]

My Dad works at a crappy job, drinks too much, and his only friend is his brother.

I always thought he led an unfulfilled life.

But I had an epiphany:

[Maggggie @MargieMarg_]

@bsnee7 Or having a nice tan on em

[Maggggie @MargieMarg_]

Who keeps the full bed mattress’ in business?

[Legendary Rootz @LegendaryRootz]

Legendary, thank you @IssaRae 🌻✨

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

IMAN AND DANIELLA!!!!! So well deserved!!!!! #DWTS

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

a reminder for some of you

[Maggggie @MargieMarg_]

@LizzieHelsel Fashion, look it up.

[Andy Rowell @theandyrowell]

Hello Twitter. I work at a year round, family-owned costume shop called @ChicagoCostume. A few days ago, Spirit Halloween, an $8.9 billion dollar company, placed this billboard within a block of the storefront. 🧵 (1/13)

[James Bond @007]

We've been expecting you... Daniel Craig has arrived on the red carpet at the World Premiere of #NoTimeToDie at the @RoyalAlbertHall.

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

Me this entire season of paradise #BachelorInParadise

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

Matt James showed more personality in a 1 min DWTS intro package than we saw in 11 episodes of the Bachelor.

[Shut up already, damn! @onlychyld]

When I look at how much children cost I am impressed so many of you have multiple.

[Maggggie @MargieMarg_]

Probably could’ve paid my mortgage with the money I spent on Ubers this weekend. 😅

[Maggggie @MargieMarg_]

@LizzieHelsel Yikes

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

they say you’re supposed to spend three months salary on an engagement ring but they never say which three months. i’m going with the summer i was unemployed.

[em_white__ @em_white__]

When u go on someone’s insta and see they have fake boobs do you scroll down and try and figure out when they got them done or are u normal

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

It's almost criminal to make Charles look this good