I am being truly humbled by how little alcohol I can handle anymore, I used to be a till 7am type of girl and now I get 3 drinks in and it’s time for bed
Sat on my own in leeds waiting for the bus and a man pulls up and says “the backseats are free if you wanna jump in for a lift?”, aw yeah deffo pop the child locks off then babe
Get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop. Seems like no one wants to bring me back a wee surprise from the shop these days.
I haven’t been hungover in so long I genuinely don’t know what to do with myself, been laid in bed literally all day staring into the sunny garden like the child from the secret garden
I’m supposed to be drinking cocktails and eating Italian food rn for my friends birthday but instead I’m sat in the house on day 10 of covid 🙂 this isn’t the way 2022 was meant to begin </3