Elizabeth

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

@SarahisCensored @LawrenceMartyr @0liviajulianna your hair looks stupid in your profile pic. #meangirlenergy

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

This kid better have some really cute hair for all this reflux I’ve got. 😭 it’s 1:30 am

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

King Triton is hotter than Prince Eric and that’s all I needed to know to realize I am getting old. #TheLittleMermaid is phenomenal. Everyone should go see it.

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

Pregnancy means constantly asking your partner if they hate you because you just went on a tirade about needing relish immediately.

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

Twitter stresses me out but I can’t delete it because I’m still hoping for tea on my favorite podcast that broke up. Forever waiting

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

If you’re fine with your children undergoing active shooter drills every year but lose your shit over them potentially seeing the pride section at Target, you make no sense and are staggeringly unfit for parenthood.

[Kyle Marcus @KyleLMarcus]

Hey @NFL, way to announce an ASL signer and then not have him in a box so people who needed him could actually benefit.

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

If you’re constantly reposting relationship related tweets about how happy you are I’m inclined to think you’re not actually happy

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

My kids’ main purpose in life is to sit right next to me and smack her lips/food.

I want to tear my skin off.

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

I can’t wait to be a holiday card family this year 🤩

[Penny Reid @ReidRomance]

Most recently at a kindergarten moms get together, someone said, “Oh! Aren’t you that mom who writes those trashy books?”

Honestly, it just made me feel so sad for her. Poor pumpkin.

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

Why are kids always sick with something

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

Thankful grateful blessed to finally return to normal human stress and not wedding planning stress

[Elizabeth @Lizzie__Marie]

If I drove 4 hours to come to your wedding and you couldn’t even send a text to tell me you are in-rsvping….🎶dead to me🎶

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

It’s interesting how many conservative Christians are angry about student loan forgiveness when their savior literally died on a cross to cancel their debts.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

@RepJimBanks “Greatest recruitment tool” you mean predatory practices that target low income students?

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

why is government assistance only frowned upon for the impoverished but the rich can take money/forgiveness/tax cuts from the government and get praised for it?

predatory student loans and their ballooning interest rates are our tea, and it’s time to throw that into the harbor

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

I want to see The White House publicly call out Republican bullshit every day.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Americans had to pay $670,000 when Melania Trump decided she didn’t want to live in the White House for 3 months.

Yeah, I’m more than okay helping people relieve 10k in student loans with my tax dollars.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

YOUNG PEOPLE: heres some slightly different language you can use to be more inclusive

OLD PEOPLE: we are going to burn the entire earth to the ground