beth

[spooky jupi🦇༉‧₊˚. @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Nurse: What would you like to name her?

Sigourney Weaver’s mom: Sigourney Weaver

[NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i]

Lindsey expressed she and her business partner were filled with disappointment once they learned the Contemporary Theatre of Ohio's $10,000 grant from the NEA was frozen days before the opening of “Fat Ham,” a show that had been planned for a year. https://t.co/W5RSDgUdhw

[Ryan John | Reality TV @RyanJohn___]

The Traitors is so unserious because what do you mean a Real Housewife of New Jersey, Zac Efron’s brother, Prince Harry’s distant relative, and a former Bachelor contestant who is a hilarious lesbian just won a game of simulated murder #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Britani watching the reunion from backstage #RHOSLC

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘Joy Is an Act of Resistance!’ Says White Woman Who Engages in No Other Acts of Resistance: https://t.co/qMIsYHAkp1

[Marysol’s cocky cock @CockyMarysol]

“What’s up biatch?” Like, “what’s up, dawg?” Like, that’s how I speak”

#RHOSLCReunion #rhoslc

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

2024 was miss garbage flop!

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

ethel cain on the election:

"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

[bradley @hifrombradley]

Sherrod Brown has done nothing but work his ass off for Ohioans and will lose his seat to a car salesman whose entire platform is “I hate trans people and I love Donald Trump” I am disgusted

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

throw her ass on the grill idc

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

My age is news to me every single time I remember

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

zach bryan, luke bryan, and zach brown are all the same person to me and i’m being so serious

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

i’m pushing 30 and my friends telling me they’re pregnant still scares me as if we’re teenagers. like are you really sure about this, diva??

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.