Elizabeth John

Mother, wife, daughter, sister, friend. In Chicago, from Hyde Park, NY. Opinions are my own.

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

Our Recycling Collector 💙👋#EssentialWorkers #coronavirus #ThankYou 💙 @chicagosmayor

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

Waiting patiently for low-rise jeans to come back in style..

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

While dreaming about being on a boat in the ocean and having orcas 🐋 swim close-by, I thought to myself: “Well, I’ve frequently dreamed about this, but now it’s actually happening in real life.”

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

I don’t talk trash about fantasy football to not be a reminder for my opponent to review his / her team.

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

“[Getting to play Minecraft] would be a great chance to be a You-Tuber” - Six year old.

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

@MichelleRago Going by official season dates, so most of September is in the summer bucket!

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

What is your favorite season?

[Daniel Pink @DanielPink]

What's the best way to get unstuck on a problem?

This 57-second video, made w/ my friends @washingtonpost Well+Being section, offers one solution.

#TikTok #RubberDuck

https://t.co/jQZdAIwl5r

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

My six year old had a dream last night that a rocket ship 🚀 made of Lego sets burst into his room, and there were new Lego sets everywhere!💥

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

I shared with my Dad that I said to a friend with a baby: “Before you know it, your kid is one of the older ones on the playground.”
He said to me: “Before you know it your kid is turning 40.”

[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

oh, the tasks you’ll finish in 3 minutes after putting them off for seven months

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

Me at 2PM: Tonight I’m going to do x, y, and z.
Me at 9PM: Heck no, I’m not doing that. It can wait until tomorrow.
Anyone else?!

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

“Da Da, I remember going to the grocery store.”

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

Calls for three garlic cloves, you say? Six it is, then. 🧄

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Is there an emoji for, "I saw your text but didn't know how to perfectly respond to it so I waited until I knew exactly what to say but it's been three weeks so now I just feel microbursts of shame every time I see your name in the elephant graveyard of messages on my phone?"

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

Whenever people get vaccinated, they become a celebrity-for-a-day in my mind (myself included) 💉🎉😂

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

“When I’m vaccinated, you and me can go to a monster jam.” -My four year old, to his Grandmother.

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

@brooklyn_darren So adorable, Darren!

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

Me in 2021: “How are you doing? Are your parents vaccinated?”

[Elizabeth John @LizzyK16]

Glasses-wearers are extra excited for a vaccine to be able to see again! 😷👓🌫