not me

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Meals. #AlbertWilsonIsFree

[not me @LizzyMcKitty]

My Snapchat Memories from two years ago today hurts a lil’.
#FreeAlbertWilson

[moose @mooseincrisis]

blur my kids’ faces. this is the only warning you’re getting.

[masha @masha_slp]

do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me risking my entire future for 5 extra minutes of sleep

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

[not me @LizzyMcKitty]

@zachlanebryan Please don’t.

[not me @LizzyMcKitty]

@fuboTV are y’all gonna refund my money cause your app has been down all day

[MahomesToKelce @kcmojimmy]

7 straight AFC Championship games cry about it

[not me @LizzyMcKitty]

At least we will be at the Super Bowl

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

I hate the cheating azz chiefs

[not me @LizzyMcKitty]

!!!!!!!

[. @kingbealestreet]

That was the most "here damn" Spotify Wrapped yet

[Johnny barks @Johnny_Barks]

I’m voting Alex Smith for President because he was a great Commander and Chief.

[not me @LizzyMcKitty]

“And if you voted for them you can unfollow & block me”

Ok say less 🤪🤭😝

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Rashee Rice's mom stealing a package from a neighbor's porch while wearing a
"Momma-Rice" jersey is insane 💀

Apple don’t fall far from the tree

[aly ⸆⸉ loves taylor + tøp @mirrorballaly]

no more 22 hat she just throws a typewriter at someone

[not me @LizzyMcKitty]

@NoahRies15 #BabiesOutOfBrewerys2024

[not me @LizzyMcKitty]

To the people who go the exact speed limit in the far left lane, who made you God?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I'm using the carpool lane today.

[Ben Dover @BenDoverNY42069]

“We have over 50 beers on tap” oh wow very nice I’ll take one Busch Light please

[not me @LizzyMcKitty]

THIS!!!! ROYALS ARE SO PICK ME

[Nate Chastain @Nate_Chastain]

Hell of a decision for Royals to make that announcement the day after the Super Bowl. Could they not have waited until after the Parade to reveal which local businesses they want to destroy?