Kid Zitti

on blue sky

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

Living my best watermelon juice life

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

@AppleTV how do I get a Bob Balaban crystal head cube? #Severence

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

@CiaoSamin we were inspired by your 5 Pasta Families so we grabbed our favorite recipes, stickers, & pens and drew out what recipes we like to make for a week night pasta

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

just one more lane bro

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

What era of adulthood is discussing banks for your LLCs with your friends?

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

I’ll be the brave one to say it, Pumpkin Spice does in fact imply there is some pumpkin flavor. “Fall Spice” or “Chai Spice” is much clearer if there is in fact no pumpkin involved.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Trump just referred to the January 6 rioters as “we”

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

If no one has put the Katy Perry Women’s World defense audio over the ballerina farms response video?

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

“If you are in a fiddle, go down the middle” -Women’s volleyball announcer

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

My cat snores too loudly

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

Apparently my tap shoes from high school are worth $250 now because I can’t find a replacement anywhere!

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

Little treat culture is just acknowledging that you need to get out of your apartment/ home because you are feeling a little isolated and you want to be near other humans again

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

Movie Grid - 04/09/24
@moviegridgame - is it just me or did it not accept Philomena for Judy Dench?

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

I now understand what they mean by “rest when you get sick” because I had Nora Virus last week which meant I skipped yoga which meant I threw out my back pulling up my Spanx in the bathroom yesterday at Easter Brunch

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

I am better than you!

Movie Grid - 03/27/2024:

9/9 correct

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Score: 2475

https://t.co/2mxTcHHK60

@moviegridgame

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

@beyslux Soooooo not AI generated?

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

How can I possibly live in Tampa you ask?! Because I pay a reasonable amount of money to live in a walkable neighborhood with friends that all identify with socialism but I don’t have winter S.A.D.

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

I wanted to let all the haters know that this morning was cold and dark, and I was knocked down a peg

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

Why does Burlesque (with Christina Aguilera) have the same first 15 minutes as Midnight Cowboy

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

Real life isn’t like a movie because I’ll never know if the girl next to me in the locker room 7th grade had new clothing 3x a week (I’d always help her remove tags) or if she was going through a wee kleptomania phase

[Kid Zitti @LizzyTheHermit]

This girl really ends every social interaction with running away without saying goodbye and then cries that no one said good bye to her