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ill be over the Atlantic

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I believe heaven would be a lot like me sitting naked on a beach surrounded by chipotle mayo sauce and several bottles of Amaretto.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

This week, Jimmy is highlighting a different comedy club each night that could use your support.

With help from our partners at @indeedemployers, each club will be receiving $15,000!

Check them out ➡️ https://t.co/83K9grlKUW

[☤ @LizzyWap]

Got mad when they marched. Got mad when they kneeled. Got mad when they protested. Got mad when they fought back.

“A riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it that America has failed to hear?” - MLK.

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@MrMDix @peri_bial Shut up, Marcus.

[☤ @LizzyWap]

I haven’t tweeted since cave men discovered fire but I felt like it was important to ask @maggierogers & @samsmith to please bless our souls and ears with a collab. I love you both and Sam we’re birthday sisters. K bye ♥️

[Peri Bial @peri_bial]

Me sitting on the tarmac as this plane keeps getting delayed every 30 min

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@peri_bial @not_tharaah I’m rolling lmao

[Queen Aline 👑 @A1ineTheo]

@ElGreco117 If you listen closely you can hear the crackle of a Juul

[Dimitri 6000 @ElGreco117]

Ain’t no laws when you drinkin claws

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All of these are incredible.

[Jerry Mao @jerryxmao]

Arya's moment Celine Dion'd #GameofThones

[Ahsoka @CasanovaCed]

There’s no such thing as Game of thrones spoilers lol

Y’all had TWO YEARS to catch up but instead y’all wanted to snobbishly brag about how you part of the few that don’t watch it

Fuck y’all lol we live same time next Sunday

[☤ @LizzyWap]

Love this.

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Every Game of Thrones fan when Arya took out the Night King #GameOfThrones

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The accuracy hahah

[coach ralph @ggralph_]

just rt CT 😂😂😂😂

[osha @oshawildling]

kim there’s people that are dying in winterfell

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@realDonaldTrump Can you believe there were once accurate displays of your naked statue popping up all over America

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@swoxxxx @kendalllkraf A huge compliment, she’s badass

[Indeed @indeed]

Actress, Author, humanitarian, and now, keynote speaker. We're excited to welcome Amy Poehler to the Indeed Interactive stage! Make sure to get your ticket today at https://t.co/5BJd0wTlng. #indeedinteractive #amypoehler

[DHS Peer Leadership 2019 @DHSPeerLeaders]

Mrs. Schullery has always played an active role in her student’s lives, putting them first over anything else. It’s time to give back to her, and help her in any way that we can. Please help however you can, any amount is greatly appreciated 💛💓 https://t.co/aSXqEUsV78

[paddington stan account @adriyoung]

So my family plays White Elephant with a twist: you have to challenge someone to a mini game if you want to steal their gift... With a huge family it gets out of hand pretty quick.
A thread of our games:

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@gbuzzzy Better way of life