‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀OH ,⠀@WRATHSWOLF . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WHEN⠀YOU⠀𝙇͟𝙊͟𝙑͟𝙀⠀IT . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

https://t.co/4t6dHve4dp

[* BEAST OF BURDEN .ᐟ @OFDRAGONlSM]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀“ 𝗂 𝖺𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾. “

┈┈ ♱ ┈┈
⠀ ⠀ edward kenway.
privateer, pirate, assassin. the silent, ⠀ the deadly, the captain.

❖ ━─┈ thane of beowulf.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

why is he groaning about a tour ?

doesn’t he realise how much coin he can make on a tour ?!

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

several things .

mainly the ‘ tour ‘ thing .

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

. . what’s he groaning about ?

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

right on cue , there’s a loud, dramatic groan from a very unhappy witcher.

oh , for fuck’s sake .

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

he has returned from a short leave of absence , and he’s delighted to announce that he’s going on tour .ᐟ

[𝐺𝐴𝐵𝑅𝐼𝐸𝐿 𝐵𝐼𝑆𝐻𝑂𝑃 @WARRIORSS0NG]

https://t.co/t6OMUk6nYw

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

he might not want to make that joke around lambert .

he can be . . . a little possessive .

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

okay , that’s a relief .

( jaskier can’t stand not being liked ) .

for the record , he likes aiden a lot too from what he’s seen so far .

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

. . . does that mean he 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣’𝙩 like jaskier?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

what question?

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

answer the question .

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

he did a pretty good job of sincerely complimenting jaskier earlier, so he’s going to have to disagree there.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

rude.

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

… is he deluded or just lying to save face?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

if he breaks anything at all, jaskier isn’t going to be paying to fix it.

he’s probably fine —— he can take care of himself.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

that’s entirely untrue.

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

he says quite literally 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 for dramatic effect .

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

how dare he ?! he never says anything ‘ for dramatic effect ’ .

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

is he saying all of this for dramatic effect, or does he 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 believe this is his greatest song to date ?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

well then hopefully cassair returns soon.

jaskier has absolutely no idea where he’s gone, but he can only assume it’s a contract.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

. . . well now he’s concerned.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

oh, lambert will absolutely get into a fight as usual.
and jaskier will have to drag him away from the tavern. as usual.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

how could he be successful without talent?

[‍ ‍𝐘𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑 . ࣪˖𖤐 @chaosornery]

⠀⠀ successful? maybe. talented . . . she does not wish to hurt his feelings.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

and how does yennefer feel when he insists on sleeping on the floor . . ?

sigh.

he’ll take what he can get, he supposes.

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝑨𝐋𝐓. @GwynbIeidd]

For other people, maybe. He's never gotten used to anything more than a cot.

The fact that he hasn't upped and left means he's quite thoroughly enthused.