𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ …

⠀⠀ WHEN ⠀ IS ⠀ A ⠀𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝑵̲𝑶̲𝑻̲ ⠀ ⠀ A ⠀ ⠀ MONSTER , ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀@LlTTLELARK 𖤠

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀…⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
QUARRELSOME && WITH
A BITING TONGUE .
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀…

https://t.co/oHvRweWMak

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

several things .

mainly the ‘ tour ‘ thing .

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

. . what’s he groaning about ?

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

right on cue , there’s a loud, dramatic groan from a very unhappy witcher.

oh , for fuck’s sake .

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

he has returned from a short leave of absence , and he’s delighted to announce that he’s going on tour .ᐟ

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

answer the question .

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

rude.

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

… is he deluded or just lying to save face?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

that’s entirely untrue.

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

he says quite literally 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 for dramatic effect .

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

how dare he ?! he never says anything ‘ for dramatic effect ’ .

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

hey, he never said that he thought geralt would die easy.

he assumed that 𝘪𝘧 he did, it would be at the hands of a thoroughly pissed off sorceress, and he’d hardly call that 𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙮.

[𝐆𝐄𝐑𝑨𝐋𝐓. @GwynbIeidd]

What, did Lambert think he could get rid of Geralt that easy?

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

is he saying all of this for dramatic effect, or does he 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 believe this is his greatest song to date ?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

attention, people of the continent :

he has written his greatest work yet.
possibly the greatest song he has ever written.

in fact, it is so great that he may turn it into a book.
or perhaps a play.

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

——

way out from the back of lambert’s throat and right into jaskier’s ear.

“ 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦 . “

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

lambert couldn’t keep his hands off of jaskier even on his best days, and he knew just how much jaskier enjoyed being manhandled . .

especially when lambert wasn’t being particularly gentle about it.

so he allowed that hand to run from the back of jaskier’s neck to the side——

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

«

was barely above a whisper, thick with 𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙩. lambert had such a hold over him ; he could flip his mood in seconds.

“ i’d much rather 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 you. ”

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

——

of it , simply just 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 his hand there until he allowed his fingertips to flex.

just a preview of what might happen. a 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦.

but then jaskier spoke, his voice saturated with lechery and coupled with those words it caused an unbidden groan to work it’s ——

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

–—

“ just gimme a 𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘵 as to what’s going through that head of yours.

maybe it’ll get the mood just right .”

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

a wickedness was quick to spark in the witcher’s eyes, his hand sliding back from the bard’s jaw to grip at the nape of his neck, pushing them close together so his face was practically pressing into jaskier’s cheek, playing with just how close he could get to his ——

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

«

“ hmm . . . how do you propose we solve this? maybe you should show me yours, and i’ll show you mine? ”

now 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 sounded like a good idea, and a way that they could both win.

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

——

poet before they eventually snapped.

his hand began to mindlessly rub at the back of jaskier’s neck, he wasn’t being entirely gentle about it either.

“ you wicked little thing . . “

lambert husked , and it was so very obvious he didn’t mean that as an insult.

——

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

——

of my own running through my head, and i’m sure they’re way more filthy.”

he just had to add that last part, punctuated with a smooth caress of his fingertips against the bard’s jaw .

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

lambert looked as smug as he always seemed to whenever he manhandled jaskier, holding a knowing stare and flashing a smirk that had managed to piss off almost everyone he had come across.

but then jaskier’s gaze turned defiant, and lambert had to suppress the exasperated ——

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

«

“ you’re not a mind reader? that’s such a shame. i’m sure you’d 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 to be able to see what’s on my mind right now. ”

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

——

groan that would have wrecked his whole facade.

the corner of his mouth twitched up once jaskier spoke, dark haired cranium tilting at just the right angle to make a stray strand of hair fall in front of his face.

“ i’m not that disenfranchised .

i got a few thoughts ——

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

——

the runt to always take their sessions of cat and mouse to the next level.

“ is there something you wanted ? “

he decided to ask, thumb pressing against his chin as a silent reprimand for playing coy.

“ i’m not a fuckin’ mind reader.”

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

lambert, seemingly already warring with his dwindling patience for their little word games, let the space between them close in one big, swift step, just to curl his hand beneath jaskier’s chin and redirect his lingering gaze back up to lambert’s own eyes.

leave it to ——

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

«

quirked a brow, staring at lambert’s face for a moment before his gaze slowly and lecherously travelled down his body.

“ hmm . . . that’s a shame . . . ”

[𝐃͟𝐎͟𝐂͟𝐓͟𝐎͟𝐑͟, 𝘿𝙀 𝙑𝘼𝙇𝙆 … @PHYSIClAN]

https://t.co/733sMZvS30

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

——

there in thought as he just seemed to look at jaskier, conveniently flashing both his wedding ring and the ring jaskier gave him in the process.

“ mmm, 𝘯𝘰 .

i’ve already given up more information than you deserve. “

[𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 , 𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐓͟ … @WRATHSWOLF]

lambert opened his mouth to speak, as if he was going to actually answer that question.

instead, a parted smirk curled onto his brims, enough to make the sharp canines in his mouth obvious for a passing second.

his hand was brought up to his own chin, stroking the facial hair——

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎* ‎ 𝐒͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐆͟𝐁͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐃͟ .ᐟ @LlTTLELARK]

«

“ looking like what . . ? ”

a coquettish tilt of his head, batting his lashes a few times for good measure.

it was a stark contrast to the way he’d been behaving just moments before.

drastic times called for drastic measures.