LlamaCommando

The thoughts and memes of an actual #llama. If u can't do it right, at least look cool. #Nudist #Gaming Sister(?) channel to @NumbThumbGamers

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@NewsProspector @lmkifiwin Well its not like ubisoft games are must play treasures lol. maybe this is enough to crash em...

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@SeaOfThieves Y'all broke xbox matchmaking. Tried what I could, was never even able to get online.

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@_Crypto_Barbie @RippleXrpie Well yeah but cuz theyre manipulating and fudging things. They believe 1 that they can trick god and 2 thattthey can accelerate the end times by attempting to make things out of revelations happen. They're trying to manufacture a biblical apocalypse.

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@LostHistory9 Or it comes from someone who knows how easily you dweebs get triggered, just cuz we didn't properly wack off ur favorite dork movies lmfao.

*Albeit cool dork movies

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@Mbakaza4L The stage right before we make a pile of their skulls.

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@hyperfocal @chriswithans @varadmehta Yeah some enemy (to them) obviously told them this and they're all so stupid they just believed it. There's gonna be a bunch of "ice mom kids" who grow up with no mom over this dumb shit.

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@CMArchibald Yes. Interfering with a federal agent executing an investigation does that. Whoever told y'all they can't arrest u is an enemy lol. Go mess with an FBI investigation and see what happens. Why do you think this is different? There's a way to protest, and then there's felonies lmao

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@DNSLprojects I've never gotten a compelling offer from them. What do u even pay for? It's rly not just the banners is it? Lmao

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

People who didn't grow much as they got older are people who lacked the courage to build the habit of hitting their limits over and over again.

Growth is the art of putting yourself in situations where you will still fail despite doing your best, then learning how to enjoy them.

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@FischerKing64 Had a HS chemistry teacher who did the tough love thing. Never experienced that before, it was key. Women will never understand, and while I had several lady teachers I remember, it was the chem guy that altered my life trajectory forever. He alone got me ready for college pace.

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@alreadydawn China wants Taiwan. Venezuela and Iran were on track to supply ~70% of China's oil. Long term secured oil means they can take Taiwan and be ready for the war that would trigger. Doesn't this buy time for our semiconductors to get off the ground and stave off WWIII?

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@alreadydawn Ok, arrests, then what? Feel like u don't do consequence thinking. Enough of those arrests would get to real civil war. The qanons say we're being prepared to accept arrests. Idk they crazy, but Venezuela was about disrupting china. China needs oil we can't influence.

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@illsaywutiwant @9mmsmg Okay so it's not that u would intentionally punch an elbow, fights are chaotic and in many styles the easiest block to protect ur belly is moving an elbow in the way... However good ur technique is there's still a good chance of hitting a bone that is blocking.

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@illsaywutiwant @9mmsmg Ofc ur a traditionalist. Do u even spar? Like actual spar not dork sparring. Lol R u actually looking at real fights? Not dork tournaments? Cuz we have data on this. Among the trained it's hitting harder than their body can handle or hitting a skull or a bone that's blocking.

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@illsaywutiwant @9mmsmg No. Lots use hand wraps. Hand wraps allow u to hit harder than ur body can handle. If u don't wrap for self defense, u hit harder than ur body can handle. Fights have so many variables too. Punch an elbow full bore and see if ur "proper" technique prevents a break lmao.

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@blatant_sock @DagoSupremacy We've done it. We've found the most "fun" person at parties.

B/c this autistic ass won't get it, jokes often break reality for humor. And ur definitely not fun at parties. Or anywhere.

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

When you trade your ambition for comfort, you actually end up living your whole life with the very uncomfortable idea that you betrayed yourself.

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

This is the hardest part to believe about conspiracies... Even in those high level, obvious crime contexts ur faced with a glaring conclusion: everyone's retarded. Like really bad. With a rare flash of brilliance, that maybe sets up a biz to extract wealth and that's all they are

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

People whose worst crime is pirating movies: I always use a VPN and I only use protonmail and if my password is ever typed in wrong even one time it autodeletes everything

Jeffery Epstein on a gmail account with his initials: "yeah we fuck kids nigga" - sent from my ipad

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

You went to school to memorize facts you never use. You were trained to raise your hand, wait your turn and follow instructions.

Then they told you, get a job, work 40 hours a week, give half of it to tax, retire at 67 if you're lucky.

Escape the matrix.

[LlamaCommando @LlamaCommando]

@tiredpufferfish Part of this is because alt right isn't a real thing. It's just a trick to get u to hate a huge clump of mostly reasonable ppl that have ridiculously minor disagreements with u. As ever divide and conquer is the only play the rich have cuz it's the only one they need.