LNW Timetable Manager

London Northwestern Railway Director of Scheduling. Delayed trains are fake news - - *Parody if not obvious @LNRailway for actual updates

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@Girlvicar22 @LNRailway My best work... since May.

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@AndrewInglis01 @LNRailway Train in front is on time actually

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@adz_1806 @LNRailway This. Lack of staff this week due to an “unofficial” strike at LNW in opposition to removing guards. Expect issues with shortage of crew well into the future I’m afraid.

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@crazychristy107 @LNRailway I’m sorry, but you probably won’t see him for a few days now

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@NetworkRailEUS @LNRailway Put some wheels on them and we’ve got a few more carriages

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@LNW_Delays @LNRailway I too am struggling for original material. These guys are damn good

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Happy Halloween all! Spooky things happening here today - our train crew have vanished! 🎃👻

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@mrlondon_ncb @LNRailway @dsbhachu We call this “delay squared”, it’s a mathematically unsolvable problem. We have our Fields Medal recognised LNW team looking into it though 🤓

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@LondonNWSpy You lasted far longer than I did 🙊

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*yawns* so what have I missed?

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@MrTimDunn @LNRailway @NetworkRailEUS Beautiful stuff

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Whoops. Turned on the aircon and it blew all the fuses at Euston! Soz xo

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Oh look, it’s my birthday. Trust you all had a pleasant journey home.

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@acudetective We read you didn’t like snowflakes, so we turned the heat up to max. for your own safety

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Hello, have you missed me?

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@hanmj13 @LNRailway We use this “paper” to feed the furnances that heat the trains during July, so please send in!

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@RajRadhakrishn5 @LNRailway Platform 811. Done

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@SwainSwaindog @LNRailway Let’s not kid ourselves.

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@GillAlexLaish @LNRailway @neilambrose We already are happily using the 40 carriages that were delivered in May. May 1979.

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@applechunk @LNRailway Yes! First prize!