A muse sing

*puts gas in here* I just made Bio-gas. Contact me on my Troll free no. 1800-69-69-69. Secondary account - @udaaspriest. Snapchat- lokarloclick

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Just saw two guys walking on the footpath, I was like "Whoa! Idiots this is not America, please walk on the middle of the road,"

[saurabh parkar @clumsysaucy]

I would also like to mention my recent experience with @TataMotors #WasanMotorsScam
The thread below please read and do not purchase tata cars if you wish to save your hard earned money and mental health.

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@69fubar Good Morning 😇

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@69fubar

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@69fubar Bring 2012 twitter back

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@VFSGlobal Excellent Service offered at Premium lounge, Mumbai. Quick n efficiently done by Mr Govind at the desk, special thanks for Mr Prasad Sakharkar for being very helpful. Premium lounge was nice n well maintained n I was very well received at the lounge by Mrs Roby Savant.

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@suleimanshbeeb @supercell @GaladonGaming @ChiefLaura @RedditClash I cannot even imagine someone with so much hatred and racism is allowed to keep their ID. Despite of being reported by multiple players. I was told strict action will be taken and we would be informed but I don’t see anything happening. People like these continue to ruin the game

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@UdaasPriest *lights off*
*music plays*
ok i am ded again

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@UdaasPriest mukesh also thought the same woh uske baad bol nahi paya unfortunatly hes ded bro rip in peas

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[sees an article]
'all you need to know about net neutrality'
[clicks]
[page opens]
'pay only rs 68/mnth to subscribe to our education pack'

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"dad what's a penis?"
"that's most important organ of ur body"
"oh like brain?"
"yes, after puberty it will make most of ur life decisions"

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@UdaasPriest @kitAnurag this tweet sums up twitter nowadays and one of the reasons why I don't often come on twitter.

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you miss someone most when you realize the only thing you have about them is their memories.

[Yusra Askari @YusraSAskari]

If you can't feed the two little girls minding your child, please don't bring them to a restaurant!

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@UdaasPriest hahahahahaha <3 pls fuk mi

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*travels in train*
*accidentally touches a lady*
*gets nonstop look of disgust*
*jumps off from train*
*loses all limbs*
"this feels better"

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no, I don't miss you, I miss what I used to be, when I was with you.

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just read rega jha incident. everyone is entitled to their opinion, so is she, abusing a woman for not having same opinion as yours is sick.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You are finally going to beat South Africa, India, because I am looking down upon thee in sunglassed glory. #IndvsSA

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de kock couldn't stand up to expectation. should have had viagra