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top 40 under 40 dumbest people on earth. winner of the year 2025.

[priest @UdaasPriest]

wow approaching 20k followers! time to disclose the true purpose of this account. gonna soon reveal some dirty secrets of this government.

[priest @UdaasPriest]

@Dorkstar maybe you are not into funny.

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see if you really wanna die, please die on a sunday. don't make people take a casual leave for you. try not to be that dead body.

[priest @UdaasPriest]

I have tweeted like 6 jokes on twitter's algorithm feature but they didn't show up on your timelines.

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@krazyfrog bra for testicles?

[priest @UdaasPriest]

an easier way to say "i masturbate thrice a day and will die alone" is "i love IPL and watch all its events"

[priest @UdaasPriest]

of course burqa is a sign of freedom... to people you've brainwashed into believing it is one since they were born.

[priest @UdaasPriest]

my review of snapdeal: ★★★★★
best app. delivers patriotism trophy to right wing in the least possible time. https://t.co/5Ws0q9LCC1

[The Hindu @the_hindu]

#AamirKhan loses #Snapdeal contract https://t.co/d25SA4w9lh

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@fadesingh *pops out of your commode when you're taking a piss*
"mujhse fast movie download karke dikhao fadesingh"

[priest @UdaasPriest]

sometimes i wish the earth wasn't round just so that airtel 4g girl could fucking fall off an edge of this planet with her garbage sim card

[priest @UdaasPriest]

that black woman who was paraded naked should feel lucky she wasn't white in which case she would have been raped.

[priest @UdaasPriest]

survey reveals that a lot of men resort to pickup line "i am a feminist" so as to increase their chance at touching feminist parts of women.

[priest @UdaasPriest]

may be, just saying, may be nature gave indians brown skin because our society is so much similar to shit.

[priest @UdaasPriest]

*listens to a woman speak absolute nonsense for a full uninterrupted 20 mins*
"alright. can i NOW see your breasts?"

[priest @UdaasPriest]

@BuckyIsotope you can force me to take my tweet back but how would you take america back from trump?

[priest @UdaasPriest]

@BuckyIsotope if trump wins, it'd be only because of your tweets bucky.

[priest @UdaasPriest]

do waste time reading how one guy with a lot of money has a little more money than another guy with a lot of money https://t.co/AwmKkrfcn5

[Mashable @mashable]

Mark Zuckerberg is richer than Jeff Bezos as of right now. https://t.co/mfs8InHsAo

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

bit of quandary moment when i think of a muslim gay couple. guy can marry 4 times, other guy can marry 4 times too, where'll this ever stop?

[priest @UdaasPriest]

@Bihar_ke_lala ankit se haath milaya tha ek bar. 6 alag alag STDs ho gayi.

[priest @UdaasPriest]

everyday i feel lucky isis hasn't discovered they can also send in guys infected with incurable, contagious diseases over suicide bombers.