siddharth

foreskin in the game

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

Wrote a story about friendship, give it a read.

Wisdom tooth, by @Punkhaa https://t.co/dkvd1mwSRw

[Dust-to-Digital @dusttodigital]

R.I.P. David Lynch, January 20, 1946 — January 2025. Here is Angelo Badalamenti sharing his and David’s composition process for “Twin Peaks.”

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

[David James 🍩 @funkentechno]

I just heard that David Lynch died. absolutely crushed.

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

please educate yourself before commenting on someone’s gender you fucking moron; as it’s written in bible that anyone who can climb a tree is a man and rest are women.

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

no matter how hard you try you can never possibly write better satire than the nature. Life, as it unfolds, is best the literature ever written, time to ban writing and cut hands of all of the so called writers

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Delhi | Water is being pumped out as it enters the building of the Institute of Town Planners India. Delhi received heavy rainfall and the national capital is witnessing waterlogging issues at several places.

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

I still remember the time when Delhi didn’t elect all BJP MPs and they still got waterlogged, maybe Delhi fucking deserves it

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Waterlogging persists at several places in Delhi after the national capital receives heavy rainfall. Visuals from ITO.

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

@schmmuck nothing for worry for us, shakha training will come handy

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

only good thing about indian cities getting flooded with rains is that you can walk without pants and nobody would report you to nearest police station

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

people who have not been to raves think it’s just a party with drugs & sex, that’s correct but it’s not just that, it’s also an opportunity to meet the gods themselves and ask them about your mental illness.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

GANDALF: do NOT touch the palantír

PIPPIN:

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

[JEE MAINS 2025]

if you send your parents from Kashmir to Kanyakumari on a train journey then what’s the probability that you’d be finally able to claim term insurance by the end of this journey?

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

it’s true but first of all we need to eliminate everyone older than 60 years from the position of power, so we don’t get to listen to their boner less ambitious bullshit every now and then

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 "China has already become the factory of the world. Around 90% of things in supermarkets and home depots are manufactured in China. They have six times the GDP of India. It is too audacious of us to say India will become the manufacturing hub," says Narayana Murthy.

[chanakya fc @The_Sleigher]

We'd still be awaiting the start of 1992 Barcelona Olympics if one of these bums from the Indian archery team was lighting the torch with his bow & arrow.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

through the excessive partying and substance abuse, my goals are essentially the same as a boddhisatva or a mystic — to eradicate the ego such that i become totally in communion with all living things

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

@misch37 stop showing off sir, it’s a humble platform

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

hopeless romanticism of indian continues, hope that we win olympic medals, hope that my husband doesn't turn out to be a wife beater, hope that my milkman has smaller cock than me, all in vain.

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

“how did you become successful”
- “that’s easy I was born rich”

it’s no boners but infinite wisdom

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

listening other successful people on podcast makes me feel like I can be successful too, it’s like porn that doesn’t give me erection and that shapes one’s character

[siddharth @Punkhaa]

@axehai keep cooking sir