Jamie 🥸

Just a girl and her cats.

[Jamie 🥸 @LoLSonder]

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WAS HOME AFTER BEING GONE 9 DAYS 😭😭😭

[SarahJane ✨ @SarahJaneAFK]

FFXIV sounds that live rent-free in your head...

[Steven 💎 @StevenxTCG]

Poor financial planning

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[마요네즈🐦‍⬛ @thisiskenshi]

MUSIC AWARDS JAPAN 2026
요네즈 켄시 - IRIS OUT
앞에 약간 잘림 😭

[April @ReignOfApril]

Break into my home and stand over my bed with a bullhorn. I don’t want to miss a second.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Jamie 🥸 @LoLSonder]

@DotsCardShop It's actually really sweet that you're choosing to just put them in orders rather than sell them. Of course I have an order with you so I'm as hopeful as everyone, but whomever gets them is super lucky! 😊

[🗣️ @vzzeo]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

[癒しのお届け便 📦【動物】 @Bakutan_bot1]

どっちが本物かな？🦉

[Jamie 🥸 @LoLSonder]

@DotsCardShop Can you imagine their face omg

[SalaMandrah 🔞🍑🐱 @SalahMandrah]

Hi, i did a short Backrooms comic 🐱
(1/2)
#backrooms

[SalaMandrah 🔞🍑🐱 @SalahMandrah]

(2/2)

[PokeFinder - Pokemon TCG Drops, Deals & News! @PokemonFindr]

Man, I keep getting requeued, what is going on today???

- Sent from my LG 7.4 cu. ft. Ultra Large Capacity Smart Wi-Fi Enabled Front Load Electric Dryer with TurboSteam™ and Built-In Intelligence

[Jamie 🥸 @LoLSonder]

@ItsBlarg I'm so sorry Matt

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

Brushbuddy ❤️

[Richard Roe @RoeRichard33476]

Snom air drop
(hope this helps)

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

we have to find a way to communicate with them

[Good Jurassic Takes @badjurassictake]

You see this shit and understand why Captain Ahab went insane