Jeff

I made this in like 2009

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

Your eyes are very close together. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

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[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

I got 99 problems and like 85 of them have to do with people merging and understanding what a yield sign is.

[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

Something that makes me unreasonably upset is people who walk on the street when there is a perfectly good sideWALK right next to them. And then look at me like I’m the problem.

[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

Never in my 28 years of life have I gotten FREE money as a gift and been like “wow that’s so impersonal”

[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

Sometimes I get creative.

[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

I’m an artist with professional equipment. Yet nothing about my work is professional 😂 that is in fact a chicken wing.

[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

I say words like “date” to make my intentions clear. They say words like “Read 1:15 pm.” 😅😅😅

[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

When I agreed to do social media marketing I thought I’d get to goof around on the Internet all day. Not actually do hard work and stress over a leaf color. This is a scam! I have been scammed.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The US Election...

[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

No great thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or a fig. If you tell me that you desire a fig, I answer that there must be time. Let it first blossom, then bear fruit, then ripen.
— Epictetus

[Pedro Rodríguez @_Pedro17_]

My last game at Stamford Bridge. Thanks to every fan for your support through this years, to the club for giving me the chance of being a Blue and to my teammates. You'll be in my heart forever. Now let's fight for FA Cup trophy!!! BIG BLUE FAMILY 👏🏻💙🔝 @ChelseaFC #CFC #KTBFFH

[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

If you enjoy what you create. It is art. If you hate what you create. It is art. If you made it just cause. It’s art. If it’s not deep you just thought it was a cool idea and there is absolutely no meaning behind it. It’s art. And you are an artist. Nice work I love it.

[Jeff @LoSoPhresh]

This is the closest you’ll ever be to being me. To see what I see. To feel how I feel. Neither you or l know what’s happening. And yet a sense of peace washes over. Cause we know in the end. We’ll be just fine.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Normal dogs: *Doggy paddle*

My dog: https://t.co/Gg94veMQ76

[MAX VERSLAP-HIM @CasaDeWaffle]

I find it ironic "I can't breathe" is a good enough justification to not wear a mask but not good enough to prevent a black man from getting choked to death by a police officer

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Four years of @nglkante! 😁💙

[Would You Rather? @YouChoices]

Forever long hair?

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

Ronaldinho: "No club ever changed me. I played the game my way."

[THEE ethical pisces ✨ @littlekique]

yo, I think about this ALL THE TIME!! Black ppl really be switching from standard American English to aave so flawlessly!! It’s a talent and a skill that I’m so proud to have