Lorenzo Valsassina

Senior Sound Designer - I sometimes mod things

[Lorenzo Valsassina @LoVals_Audio]

@gender_nav_ctrl I've been begging for arcane to make a comeback... But not like this

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@wizards_magic Darksteel Myr deserves better than to contribute to this game's Fortnitification

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@BDEgameowners This is the scream of the last canary dying, as the fumes of UB's fortnitification suffocate it

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@de3dsoul 0 bugs? Yeah right...

DeSR: Coin infinite level-up, World wrong warps
DS 1 & DSR: the pvp meta was defined by bugs
DS 3: Bow glitch, tears of denial out of bounds
ER: physics engine zips, Serpent hunter chainsaw, ai freezing
Sekiro: Sky Swimming

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@BPragosa @AlmghtyBrshSwgg Damn that's true...

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@SaffronOlive The entire product line is parasitic

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@LaZorraDeAnna Respite for our wallets!

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@wizards_magic Time to repost this meme already, eh?

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@hollowmandrake I look forward to another UB slop flop

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@infernoman64 Hype level: yawn!

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@SaffronOlive Hype level: yawn

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@Sr_Dralnu @wizards_magicES Access to white is tempting, but i see it more of a support color.
Truth is, we need more snow support.

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@Brewers_Kitchen Yes. Its a body that recurs itself every time it dies.
Also drains your opponents every time something else dies.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

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@Choarah_Loux A shame this is likely a mod

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@SaffronOlive What if you were to build it with the intention of consistently giving your opponents tokens instead, turning their decks into token decks anyway?

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@SteelCitySteph If only mana-burn was a thing

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@MTGSecretLair How about instead:
- Print to demand
- Add banned cards in Modern and Standard to the Reserved list

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@joelaremagic Say what you will about omenpath, but it had more soul than any UB slop has ever had