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NOT AFFILIATED WITH PMOON AND NOT A MINOR!
Level 5 Disciplinary Team Agent. || 16+ Acc || RP Acc || Muse is 26yo || Admin is 21yo ||
BANNER BY @MagdaNugget

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

Goodbye, Lobotomy Corporation. I won't forget you for as long as I live.

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

//putting this here for 2 reasons.

1. They wanted me to tell yall

2. I’m gonna post one more solo int as build up for something soon, after the break obv.

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

in my last minutes I want to shout out some of my closest oomfs that had the biggest impact on Izzy
@QuinnLCorp
@Lcorpcain
@MellyLobCorp
@ZweiAugust
@WelfareDeptOlly
@ALMA_LOBOTOMY
@KokaiLobCorp
@LaVerneLobCorp
@Dusk_Lobcorp
thank you all for making my cannibal who she was

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

[solo int]

*Agent: Cain albretcht, please report to censoreds containment unit for corpse cleanup and ego gear retrieval*

[cain would look annoyed, walking to the unit]

My one slow day and now I have to do this…

[they enter the unit, it was bloodied and gory.]

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

izzy's got about 2 and a half hours left so does anyone wanna share what they feel like they couldn't?

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

important change: izzy is being ARCHIVED instead of deactivated. she's still dead tho sorry

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

gonna be deactivating and killing Isabelle in exactly 6 hours and 50 minutes from this post
my EIGHTEEN AND OLDER OOMFS can go find me at my low effort parody @SloshingGOAT
sorry to disappoint but I can't keep up a parody I'm not having fun on tbh

[(Parody) Melly || Proselyte of the Index @MellyLobCorp]

>Agent<

Alright, sign ups for the funeral are here.

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

THIS IS CANON NOW LMAO

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@LobAgentIzzy @SloshingGOAT //rest in peace Isabelle. They probably died to censored roulette.

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

gonna be deactivating and killing Isabelle in exactly 6 hours and 50 minutes from this post
my EIGHTEEN AND OLDER OOMFS can go find me at my low effort parody @SloshingGOAT
sorry to disappoint but I can't keep up a parody I'm not having fun on tbh

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

🫀; real talk I think imma take a week off Twitter so I can get back in the writing groove
spoiler for what's going on but izzy will be completely corroded when I return

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

@Lcorpcain 🫀; I cant really say yes or no. you'll just have to find out

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

@Lcorpcain 🫀; oh yeah no she's pretty far down the path of corrosion but thats not the ONLY issue present right now
though I cant exactly say what the other one is!!! gotta find out!!! :3

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

[The clerk goes quiet.]

"My thoughts? I think she's insane and needs those gauntlets ripped off of her before she starts going for agents instead of abnormalities."

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

(Progress Report Log)
This testimony comes from a clerk who wishes to remain unnamed.

"Why am I here again? "Isabelle"? Oh, you mean the lady in the Pink gear with those two gauntlets? She is... concerning to say the least."

[A notable silence as the clerk clears their throat.]

[ARCHIVED || 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 @LobAgentIzzy]

"That, or it was the fact that even when he ran away she managed to catch up in a few seconds. He shot her in the chest but, thanks to her gear, she just brushed it off. Poor guy even tried to break an abnormality out to distract her. She was faster, and ripped his head off."