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@Jxmomc @mf_blonde Magpie sounds are cool but they give me swoop anxiety.

Cockatoos need to STFU

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Robocow Academy 1: Bovines on Patrol.

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

this is just the most ridiculous AI application i've ever seen lol

a Peter Thiel-backed startup that makes AI collars for cows is now worth $2 billion

and the more I read about it the cooler it gets. here's how it works:

every cow wears a solar-powered collar that talks to a network of radio towers and an app on the farmer's phone

instead of building physical fences, the farmer draws the fence on a map in the app, and the collar keeps each cow inside that invisible line using GPS

when a cow drifts toward the edge, the collar plays a sound to steer her, and a gentle vibration tells her which way to go.

it's like how a car beeps as you back up toward a wall

the cows learn the cues in a few days

so now a rancher can move an entire herd to fresh grass by sliding the fence on a map, without driving out to open a single gate

and that same collar is reading each cow's body the whole time.

it takes five readings per second on every animal, so the AI can catch a cow that's sick, injured, ready to breed, or about to give birth before a person would ever notice walking the field

so it's basically like WHOOP for cows too lol

and they gave the AI behind it the perfect name: the Cowgorithm

it's been trained on more than 7 billion hours of real cow behavior, which is why Halter calls the data its real asset and moat.

they know what a normal cow looks like better than anyone, so they can flag the odd one out instantly

it's already on more than 1M cattle across New Zealand, Australia, and a bunch of US states.

California even used it on public land to graze cattle in patterns that clear dry brush and slow down wildfires

costs about $5 to $8 per cow per month

a job that used to mean barbed wire, gates, and driving the fields all day is now mostly 1 person on their phone

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@thekewn062 @jessmargera None of this improved my life 🤷🏻‍♂️

Plenty of his other BS made it worse.

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@freedomrules21 Bali fucken sucks lol. Australia is 1000x better place with more opportunities. You must be dumb.

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@policytensor There is no incentive for Iran to make a deal before (a) SPR hits tank bottom and (b) the midterms.

Iran needs to make a deal before (c) their economy collapses and (d) the global economy structurally adapts to Hormuz closure.

That’s probably a multiple years long window.

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@jeuasommenulle This is a terrible chart. It mixes up alternative supply with demand destruction and the colours all seem to be misleading.

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@JavierBlas There was a whole program that was successfully preventing the screwworm plague but it was cut by Elon and DOGE

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@MattDavis19xx @Acyn More like hoped.

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@earnlearninvest @adam_la2karis There’s also no UK

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@finnick420 @whorememberspod Why are modern cars so big??

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@AlanKohler @abcnews Oh ffs if the young family just bought a house they should shut up and just enjoy living in their house.

Turning homes into investments has been terrible for everyone.

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@vicksagewood @Seanfallon @KobeissiLetter At the point they block the bab el mandeb pal

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@RandyBensleyPGA @MBladera @therealknelson Biden got run outta town and you somehow still gotta find a way to be the victim huh.

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@NedSmith940069 @TXStrong11 @MBladera @therealknelson Congrats you are part of the Epstein class profiteering from this whole disaster.

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@NedSmith940069 @TXStrong11 @MBladera @therealknelson Just because they feel better being ruled by a corrupt paedophile instead of a woke scold doesn’t make anything objectively better.

They are poorer and less safe under trump. They can “feel” happy about that but objectivity doesn’t care about their feelings.

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@TXStrong11 @NedSmith940069 @MBladera @therealknelson Crying about Biden isn’t helping address the fact that everything is objectively worse under trump now.
Inflation up.
War back.
Corruption worse.

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@TXStrong11 @NedSmith940069 @MBladera @therealknelson Sure but Biden was quickly removed. When are we going to do the same for trump who’s even older and sicker now?

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@NedSmith940069 @TXStrong11 @MBladera @therealknelson What’s done is done. Crying over imaginary PAST favours for Biden is just a technique to avoid confronting what an absolutely terrible job trump is doing TODAY.

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@TXStrong11 @MBladera @therealknelson There was a whole debate where Bidens performance basically broke the internet. Were you in a cave or something?