Lobst3r

[Ellie Gibson @elliegibson]

Hey, Amanda Holden! Fixed it for you.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

This is brilliant from @thejuicemedia

[Lobst3r @Lobst3r]

@wineonthesofa 🤞🏼

[Ben Stephens @stephens_ben]

Ugh, train strikes – this Labour government has to go.

<Touches earpiece>

Ah, I have just been informed that the Tories have actually been in power for 12 years.

[Sam Pamphilon @SamPamphilon]

The way things are going I’m seriously considering not voting for the Conservatives.

[formerly Size Five Games @danthat]

If the video game you're making has a section where you have to restore power then today your job, your ONLY job, is to rethink that section into something else.

Please, please stop making me turn on the power.

[Summerton Whisky Club 🥃 @SummertonClub]

We're nearly at capacity this month, but still have a couple of spots for new members.

Head over to https://t.co/StYIdh8adV to get involved.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

The Met say in relation to the Downing St Christmas party that they don’t investigate crimes retrospectively.
That is literally the only way you can investigate crimes.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

has any game had better powerups

[LBC @LBC]

James O'Brien: The notion you're more threatened by wearing a mask than by coronavirus baffles me.

@mrjamesob

[TheFastShow @TheFastShow1]

Unlucky Alf; puddle
#TheFastShow

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

***BREAKING - MORE LEAKED MP SECOND JOBS ***

[LBC @LBC]

Listeners are branding this James O'Brien’s finest monologue yet as he explains in forensic detail why the Owen Paterson scandal has hit the public so hard.

@mrjamesob

[Dave Black @cm9798]

Whoever invented the cherry bakewell is a saint in my eyes

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Boris Johnson just went for a record at #PMQs for how much bull**** he could fit in 11 seconds

Watch in disbelief

[The Inbetweeners @InbetweenerVidz]

The Inbetweeners Movie is officially 10 years old today 🎂
#TheInbetweeners

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Worth watching all three of these and just marvel the confidence with which the nonsense is delivered.

[Sian Harries @sianharries_]

Guys