Sam Pamphilon

Co-Creator + Team Captain on Dara O Briain's #Go8Bit on #Dave and the #TheDoge in #stillstarcrossed on #ABC. Co-host of @desertcrisps Podcast

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We are such a bunch of stupid fucks

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@paddy_arkwright Appreciate it x

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@Zafarcakes More than I could’ve hoped for.

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Not doing what I’m told when I’m getting arrested is my favourite thing, hands down.

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I’m not successful enough to get Imposter Syndrome

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Very rich people eat crisps with tweezers

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@jaffathecake Who knows, whatever this is it was always there waiting. He’s moralised his darker nature. A narcissist. He can’t come back.

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Sad, lonely fatso Gra*ham Lin*han isn’t just misguided or having a breakdown. He’s a fucking nasty bastard. Straight up horrible. A bully who’s found a niche, a ring of fellow bullies egging him on.

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Thanks ‘for you’ Twitter.

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Winner of hide and seek receiving award:

Respect my privacy at this time

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Woah, HUGE news.

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@BenTarget Maybe he just thought they were small toast.

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@JozNorris Ironically your best hope is magic.

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@Claire_journo Probably the legend that is @MattHighton

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@20thcenturymarc What the fuck is going on

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@jayrayner1 Mazeltov

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A rotting Krispy Kreme

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@RyanDotAbs Solid advice Ryan

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Guys, this isn’t going the way I had hoped. Plz halp

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Should I get some dungarees?

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@Wangleberry There has to be a line

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Should I get some dungarees?

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@RicheyJames Not yet but if I get the dungas…? Build it, they will come.