Lobster Geoff

Half Asian-Half Amazing

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 9 Sundays.

[Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO @cool_hot_woman]

I went on birthright, or else I wouldn't have been allowed to graduate from my Jewish day school. what I saw and experienced was so harrowing and, for lack of a better word, creepy (when not outright violent) that it radicalized myself and a lot of other Jewish leftists I know.

[Corey @SUPERP0SITI0NS]

weird way to describe a 20th anniversary tour, but I guess it's because Jesse Lacey isn't interested in anything over 15 years old

[Rodney @_ChanFace]

Feeling seen

[Lobster Geoff @LobsterGeoff]

@jennyautumn I used to have to pay my rent depending on a playoff run. There's no actual incentive because the tickets have already been sold and the money made.

[Nick FN Gage @thekingnickgage]

Happy pride month to all my people that arent afraid to be themselves

Mdk all fn gay

[Bob Barker @Capt_Barker]

The moment the Resistance cut through a First Order prison cell and found a bunch of imperial officers

[SHAWN THE HOTTERTAKER @ShawnNOrlando]

My favorite part about this conversation is @Defunctland spent 2 hours discussing how the fastpass/lightning lane/express functionality worked yet...the only thing that people learned is "Shapeland is Animal Kingdom"

[Defunctland @Defunctland]

It was once an ambitious "sequel park," a theme park designed to be visited only later in the day. Now, it's been abandoned for three times longer than it operated.
Watch The Abandoning of Celebration City now on Defunctland!

[ヤマダ @yamada_sier]

ユニクロの「リネンブレンドイージーパンツ」とかいうやつ、一度履いたら終わりやな。もう冬までコレだけでええわ。

[Lobster Geoff @LobsterGeoff]

@JoelPearl The Masonic where they used to shoot MTV would be poggers.

Rockpile?

The charred remains of either the science centre or Ontario place?

[Lan @ad0rnai]

eating out anywhere that’s not fine dining or farm to table has become a humiliation ritual

here’s your sysco slop plate topped with a yuzu ponzu sauce it’s going to be $35

[Jordan A. Hill @JordanAHill]

RIP Hot Dog Hall of Fame, the only place in an Orlando theme park resort to have ever sold Skyline Chili.

[The Horror @MizfitMathew]

Macho Man was soooo much fucking cooler than hulk hogan and I'm sick of people pretending otherwise

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[SHAWN THE HOTTERTAKER @ShawnNOrlando]

The best way to explain where the First Order came from is when WW2 ended and America was for certain that Nazi ideals were ended and we all high fived, and then some reality TV host started saying were shit like Make America Great Again and people started waving Nazi flags again

[SHAWN THE HOTTERTAKER @ShawnNOrlando]

I feel this is required viewing everytime Star Wars discussions are made

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder.

Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

It’s finally going to happen