Maria

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[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@mick_stickyy Lord have mercy

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@hot_girl6969 Proof?

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@mohzzy11 @ilovemilkcakes As much as you’re right about Clash the gif is from Jason and the argonauts

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@basic0lly_ They can’t afford internet to reply

[Magick @magickbones]

A DC summer collab wouldve been the perfect opportunity to add a certain aquatic villain

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@BlubKaiser @paramitanoia I kept making the joke where I swapped the languages so it’d be Karel Neck

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@playboicurrryy Often my eyes have better quality than my phone so maybe you need glasses

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@Trey_Explainer Close your eyes then? Tf

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@sailormalena @boymode4ever @mick_stickyy It’s pretty easy to come off as hateful because it’s unsolicited on a post where she says she passed

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@boymode4ever @mick_stickyy You should do your brows with a shotgun, miserable ass

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@febreezy_lalala No training just pure instinct

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@kennixonette I have some unfortunate reading pics

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@AGPepperr Are you dating a xenomorph??? Why’s there two teeth marks in one bite

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@sweetsunnydee @pinkfemmecess Could be just relationship stuff like the gf doesn’t feel ready for sex yet or distance

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@beemaxinebee @DrillSgtGray333 Why not just be happy for her instead of being more miserable by being jealous

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@churchtalkative The bible doesn’t have Israel exploding in it 💔

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@amazonmilkfrog I sleep in two twin beds pushed together with my girlfriend because I booked the wrong room at the hotel

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@willowsqueak My classmate saw that I liked it on instagram and confronted me about it

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@ourmartyredlady @americanshope

[Maria @Lobsterrangoon]

@BeanSlushiee Just read it all