FamilyMan

NEVER USE AN UMBRELLA

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Literally cannot believe the Patriots just marched into Buffalo off a a 35-6 loss, without Christian Gonzalez too, and beat Josh Allen. Figured there was a better chance of a 20+ point loss than a Pats W.

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

@_patsfan1281 @simon_fitz12 @NickAdamsinUSA Totally agree here. A pro America quarterback balling for the bears? Have to consider make him the face of the franchise

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

This is what the family man is going to look like at 1 am tn

[Shelfy @RealShelfy]

There it is.. Greatest Video of All-Time

[Pop @popchud]

September flew by like four niggas in a Nissan Altima

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

Heard a history teacher got arrested for touching kids at this school. Terrible school that needs a complete overhaul.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Hey @WPSedu, why are you teaching kids about transgender dragons and genderfluid giraffes?!

Received this from a very concerned parent

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

You gotta miss a week as a man after doing that…

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Bears QB Caleb Williams avoided any major injury to his hamstring Sunday, tests confirmed today — and the team isn’t even ruling him out for next Monday’s game against the Eagles, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.

A massive sigh of relief in Chicago.

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

Take me back man. It was truly insane

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

This is the game Joe Thomas was referring to when he said "I f*cking hated Tom Brady. ... I hated the Patriots. I just wanted to smash him so bad. We lost like 30 to 0. And I remember sitting in the car after the game, and I was just crying."

[jon @J0n_12]

Moving on from Diggs was a big mistake and literally the entire fanbase was screaming it all summer.

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

Cmon man😂 what are we doing

[ej @ejdickson]

Maddie Kowalski was 19 years old when anonymous men on X posted a pornographic video of her without her consent. It went viral nationally, and was viewed 8.5 million times.

For months, she had no idea who did it or why. So she made it her mission to find out. 🧵

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

I’ve seen more women mad at Sydney Sweeney for posing half naked in an ad than at the lady who viciously murdered her 3 children… You really can’t make this shit up 🤣

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

Murder this hijab

[Niki Lattarulo @NikiLattarulo]

USA chants fill the stadium as a man runs onto the field with a Palestine flag.

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

@_patsfan1281 Terrorism didnt work so they are dedcided it was easier to trick retard girls to vote them in our government

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

Fuck Lindsay Clancy

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

Liberals are all evil people

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

It’s baffling to me how many people seem to forget (or ignore) that the real victims of the Lindsay Clancy case were a 5 year old BABY, 3 year old BABY and 8 month old BABY.

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

Maybe the most important decision in the history of this country

[New York Post @nypost]

Green Card wait for most Indian immigrants is now 179 years - after Trump imposed tough limits https://t.co/cJentxjcOi

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

Belicheck was an evil genius man. Too bad he gave it all away for a 25 year old pussy.

[Ryan Paganetti @RyanPaganetti]

Much has been made of the Patriots’ mysterious “Pink Stripes.” How about yellow ones?

I went through more than a decade of TV broadcasts and uncovered a diabolically clever piece of Patriots gamesmanship.

When opposing kickers lined up at Gillette Stadium, the video board displayed a reverse view of the kick, placing a second, offset set of yellow uprights directly behind the real ones.

In windy conditions, even the orange streamers on the video board appeared to point in the opposite direction from those atop the physical uprights, making the illusion even more disorienting.

I found dozens of examples. In the same games, I reviewed 52 Patriots field goal attempts.

The illusion appeared on Patriots kicks exactly zero times.

We actually tried copying the idea when I was in Philadelphia, but the location of the video boards at Lincoln Financial Field made it nearly useless.

It is the perfect encapsulation of the Patriots dynasty. No detail was too small, and no possible edge was left unexplored.

We talked about this tactic and more on tonight’s episode of the Paganetti and Underhill show, out now on Youtube

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

This guy better be at adore manor

[chris gotterup @ChrisGotterup]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

What the actual fuck man. What is society coming to you butt fucked a fence?????

[crest. @sonofcrest]

Nikki Glaser says she discovered her love for anal sex through a sickening childhood experience

“I do remember like sitting on a railing. I still like drive past the railing sometimes in St. Louis.

"It was on my friend's front porch and it had like one of those like things that on top of the railing that's like a little bulb."

"And I remember like sitting on it and it like went up my butt a little bit and I was like, ‘That feels so good.’ It like, I remember feeling that, like, ‘That feels good in a bad way. Like you're, you’re a sick person.’”

“Like a butt plug. Like it was like a butt plug on the, like we were waiting for our moms to pick us up and I was like..."

"I just remember that was the only memory I have of having a sexual feeling that was like, ‘That's naughty.’ Like I just got a feeling from something in my butt.”

Alex Cooper: “Picturing you every time...”

Nikki Glaser: “Like, love anal sex, I do. It was foreshadowing for sure.”

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

@IsaiahJohnson4 He was very good last year

[FamilyMan @LocalFamilyMan]

@heatdaddy69420 Rob is dust provided at the show or is it bring your own dust?