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plants, animals, books, reality TV, rinse & repeat.
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What you think of me is none of my business. she/her

[j🐝 @LocalJess]

There's a strong correlation between people who actually enjoyed high school and people who peaked during high school

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

today is really hard for girls who like hot dogs and look really good in red lipstick but don’t want to be mistaken for patriotic. keep us in your prayers 💔

[BravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Proof that when you ditch a Tom you can slay the world #MetGala

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, every fucking Republican, every fucking one of them in the pocket of the NRA, are all falling all the fuck over each other in a mad dash to proclaim that the problem isn't guns. well guess fucking what: THE PROBLEM IS THE FUCKING GUNS

[bdubs @bethany_wires]

How my weekend started vs. how it ended #Scandoval #PumpRules

[Brittani Welch @brittani__welch]

Does your Instagram search look like this? Asking for a friend. #PumpRules #TeamAriana #Scandoval and #Rachel

[Sam @SamAshleyBlogs]

While making test designs for my st. Patrick’s Day vegan cookie packs, the #pumprules #scandoval drama broke. So, naturally, had to do a few quick on the topic. Dropped half-iced cookie onto others during and just rolled w/it bc it matches the messiness of it all. I stan Ariana!

[🌷overlapping chatter 🌷 @TiWatchesTV]

Wow… this guy isn’t even original! He pulled the same Coachella m.o. with Ariana as with Rachel??? (S2E6, note: at this point Ariana still swears nothing had happened between them) #PumpRules #Scandoval

[j🐝 @LocalJess]

@kellytag70 Use critical thinking for a half a second with me. Why the fuck would Tom Sandoval ruin his business ventures, his career, his relationship, his house, and basically his entire life for ratings? Come on now.

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

I know 89% of the people following me dont care or know what this whole VPR Scandal is about, but for those that do... im obsessed and angry and it's the only thing I want to talk about. It's the most insane reality tv love scandal in years. #Scandoval

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

In hindsight I’m not really sure Raquel has a complete grasp on “boundaries” yet #PumpRules

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Please check on the Bravo fan in your life, we are overstimulated.

[Stephanie-Mary @StephanieCxxx]

I need Tequila Katie, dark passenger Stassi, and unhinged Doute back NOW to tackle Raquel and Scheana #PumpRules

[ryan rosenkilde 🍉 @ryanrosenkilde]

I never believed in world peace until I saw the world unite in their their collective hatred towards Tom and Raquel. #PumpRules

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

If you’re a reality TV star w a stage name you can BET YOUR ASS you will only be referred to as your birth name once the audience turns on you. Jax is Jason. Raquel, you are Rachel from here on out.

[BravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Raquel right now: I am IN LOVE with Tom Sandoval and he is IN LOVE with me and I have never EVER been happier!!

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

every single bravo fan trying to explain the magnitude of the Raquel/Tom drama to someone who’s never heard of any of these people

[alexandra nikolajev @lexniko]

finding out raquel’s name is actually rachel on top of all of these affair details:

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Me every time they show Sandoval or Raquel interacting with Ariana on the rest of this season of #PumpRules

[marissa @MarissaSaysWhat]

it’s day 2 of the #pumprules #scandoval. i cannot overstate how much i need an election night-style running commentary with analysis to keep up with it all.

social media isn’t enough. i want time stamps. interactive maps. steve kornacki at the big board.

make it happen.