har 🏳️‍⚧️

straight white man but make it trans • occasionally 🔞 • 22 • he/they • wife: @emmadilemmm • probably not on here/maybe on tumblr

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

hey fuckers. let’s spread this around again. i needed top years ago. anyone who donates gets a kiss on the lips idk https://t.co/FEWvnxckyt

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

WHERES THAT IMAGE OF SOMEONE OFFERING CHOCCY MILK BUT THERES NO GLASS. ITS JUST THE MILK WITHOUT THE CUP

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

@m00nlizard that’s how i am when completely sober

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

anyway have i mentioned i’m illegally married now

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

first time opening this damn app in ages. why am i now apart of community notes

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

find me on tumblr sometimes and also in my Apartment

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

every time i open twitter. i’m reminded why i don’t open twitter

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

i yelled at some asshole at work and said his cybertruck looks like a dumpster even tho that was completely unrelated to what i was yelling about

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

if a guy makes some sad little post about being yelled at and having his cybertruck insulted tonight, that was me

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

every time i go piss i’m forced to look at the dusty 50 year old condom that lives in the bathroom

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

driving in my car. right after a beer
hey that bump. is shaped like a deer

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

every time i cough i taste blood

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

twitter is temporarily Good because my timeline is flooded with one million tgirl selfies

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

@LaffyLive hell yeah

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

@m00nlizard why is your mom still trying to convince you to stop taking your meds 😩 you very much need them

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

@m00nlizard i will be there as long as it’s a saturday

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

DELTARUNE Chapters 1-4 will be released on June 5th as a launch title for Nintendo Switch 2! It's also coming to Steam, Switch, PS4, and PS5 the same day! https://t.co/CDdWOlcjO4

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

@m00nlizard @emmadilemmm i did once get a tumblr callout post made about me because i accidentally started some drama between a handle of people. when i was 12

[har 🏳️‍⚧️ @LocalLeafyBabe]

@lNTRUSlVETHOT there is a chance that the package was passed to ups to be delivered. the ups drivers in my area recently started delivering usps packages. we also just had a local post office burn down, so i think that’s partly why