moonlizard

girlfailure | 23 | she/her |

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

@damnitdoodles deadass where do they live. i’ll go get it

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

thought it was so crazy i didn’t have anything to do today then realized an hour late that i actually did have a commitment i completely missed im gonna vom

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

walking in the sun for the first time in god knows how long (nocturnal) life rocks

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

@damnitdoodles didn’t see this guy earlier. huge fan 👍

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

just realized several ppl tried to dap me up last night. my drunk ass was giving business formal handshakes

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

sometimes i realize im just a hater

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

@_bigmatthewww just pair $46 for two green tea shots at noflex come save me

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

my boyfriend just activated like a sleeper agent. heard lewis and clark and immediately went into the erb verse

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

night shift in the winter is a nightmare today i my day off so im going to sleep early (now) but that means i wont see sunlight for 48 hrs :(

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

gen z tryna cancel mark lee

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@damnitdoodles no but crazy u said that bc we were in lancaster

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

just met someone who doesn’t know who markiplier is

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

@damnitdoodles no it’s my 21 year old friend from work 😭😭😭 my other friend said the exact same thing as u tho

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

love laying down at the beach and watching my boyfriend gleefully digging a hole. i love my gopher man <3

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

it’s important that the 3 ppl who see my tweets know this

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

just impulse bought pomade for my bangs that are so grown out they basically don’t exist anymore

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

@homphomp holy shit i have the perfect mixer for this

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

@LocalLeafyBabe my bad

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

@lemndetox need him to join bts like he joined p1harmony

[moonlizard @m00nlizard]

@damnitdoodles i actually owe it to my ancestors to punch this dude in the fucking face