Public Service Announcement:
Taking your baby/toddler to a big football game and ruining your experience is an absolute shitshow of a decision.
Your missus is a twat for even a allowing it. You're a cuck for suggesting it.
Lovely country, Norway. Been there many times. Beautiful cities and scenery, enviable ‘social contract’, unusual food, friendly people, fabulous knitwear.
But, bollocks to ‘em.
Yesterday, my mate, Adam, interrupted me to tell me he thinks I'm autistic.
I told him that was incredibly rude.
And went back to reciting all of Sheffield United's results from 1996 through to 2006.