Local Uproar

[Local Uproar @LocalUproar]

@benjaminhoffazz Just "shorted" my own dick

[Local Uproar @LocalUproar]

@cyrusjcooper Read this as cock watcher. Which ironically, I am. I'm watching so many I often forget to watch the clock.

[Julie Poptart @juliepoptart]

I thought of the perfect name for a podcast about queer cinema. It's Orville Redenpoppers and it's so perfect it hurts me

[Julie Poptart @juliepoptart]

When is Ken Burns gonna man up and do a documentary on periods

[Local Uproar @LocalUproar]

Hot show alert for tonight, NOLA: @LocalUproar at 8pm at @AllwaysCabaret with free @NOLAICECREAM and an all-star line up including secret famous person and special guest drop-ins!

[Close Me Out @closemeoutshow]

bad news gang. Due to a unforeseen incident Close Me Out is canceled tonight. But still head on over to @HiHoNola to enjoy @NOLAComedyHour, donate to STAR and eat some @fryandpie.

[Amanda G Thang @AmandaGThang]

Alex: 1982 calendar
Jeopardy contestant: What is Brett Kavanaugh’s last ebay purchase

[DUNCAN PACE @duncanpace4ever]

TONIGHT 8pm the return of #PUNCAKES

~live comedy pun competition~

Puns for everyone !!!

the smartest & rowdiest crowd in town

FREE @HiHoNola

[Local Uproar @LocalUproar]

@Lane_the_Train It's more about the jazz penis you can't see, Lane.

[Local Uproar @LocalUproar]

@cyrusjcooper @immerspaetlin where are you watching?

[Local Uproar @LocalUproar]

@hellakale

[hazy ipa supernova @animatedGeoff]

NOLA:

If you like (generally) free things to do in New Orleans, give @ComedyInNOLA a follow. Tweets out the comedy shows happening each day.

Support local live entertainment!

[Laura Sanders @YayLauraSanders]

Just whispered, in a room by myself, "I'm charming as fuck." to try to pep talk myself for a networking event.

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

#TFW you think you’re just gonna get drink tickets but then the producer hands you $10

[Leon Peter Blanda @LeonBlanda]

Kindergarten teachers can tell which kid's dad sells weed by the size of the ziplock bags in which snacks are portioned in lunch boxes.

[Local Uproar @LocalUproar]

@immerspaetlin She's a former Member of Parliament (Conservatives) and before that a very successful YA author.

[New Orleans DSA 🇵🇸 @NewOrleansDSA]

New Orleans: Let us change your broken brake light for free on Saturday, August 26th and Saturday, September 16th!

[Local Uproar @LocalUproar]

@DevoDupuy @immerspaetlin Same at our Catholic school, except we just had to listen to one because the 70s.

[Local Uproar @LocalUproar]

@immerspaetlin @DevoDupuy bi-sexual is actually short for billyjoel-sexual