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Director of bits and goofs

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Current mood: listening to “you’ll never walk alone” on a loop.

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@bpleasies @Srirachachau Soccer had some RANGE man!

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Qdoba is a gateway drug …. To more Qdoba

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@calebadamwhite I’d like to see a sequel called Jane Eyre Force One where she plays the Harrison Ford character

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@MarcoFoster_ @danpfeiffer @TimJDillon “About face”!?!? This has been the plan the whole time. He’s been telling you in broad daylight who he is and you morons still fell for it

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@Polymarket Can we trade Michigan for Alberta?

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I’m really annoyed with the past version of me for not buying snacks

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@empireofthekop It’s almost unfair to have Thiago on the legends team

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What a beautiful day to take down fascism! Honestly can’t recommend this enough to fight against the doom scroll. You are not alone in this fight. Everyone was so joyful! Thanks to everyone who is doing the work of positive progressive change in this country. #NoKings

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@alternativekyle It’s almost like people read her books and got different lessons than she intended. And now everyone hates her so she’s trying to rewrite history

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@Mewantbigfood He’s a good boy

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If you root for Duke… you’re wrong

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@JLuttje I’m thinking about February 2015

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@alternativekyle All hail our omniscient god-king high chancellor!

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Operation Epstein fury

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I wonder how many “forgot my password” inquiries Facebook gets per day..

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For trump to be murdering people in the streets these Epstein files must be worse for him than we thought …

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@NBCSportsSoccer This season is cursed

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Dear Europe: your “Neville Chamberlain” is showing

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I’m never watching an NFL game for the rest of my life

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@MegEBrock The point was to make these clowns look as bad as possible. Viva la resistance