CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴

Director of bits and goofs

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

Current mood: listening to “you’ll never walk alone” on a loop.

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Another huge win that 👀

Third, six points behind Arsenal who we play next at Anfield

Up the Reds

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@atrupar Oof. Boris Johnson is looking rough!

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@MenInBlazers There’s only one stat that actually matters and it’s 114

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@MenInBlazers And still going down

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@FabrizioRomano Asterisk FC

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@TheAnfieldWrap I predict this will all continue to not matter as long as the cheats are still allowed in the league

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@FabrizioRomano

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@TheRedmenTV What’s the point?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

On the plus side for Liverpool, at least they aren't facing relegation as a result of a decade of systematic breaches of Premier League rules

[Neil Atkinson @Knox_Harrington]

Made up there Greater Manchester's Kavanagh

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@JLuttje Pro life

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@RealSkipBayless @TVietor08 This aged well

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@Mewantbigfood *puts fingers in ears* lalallallalal I don’t want to know that lalalalal

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

Did anyone remember to call Billie Joe Armstrong to let him know that September ended?

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@goal 91 of 92 teams in the top four divisions have all won a trophy, playoff final or promotion since the last time Everton have won a trophy

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

Me in Rome: “might as well…”

*proceeds to do as the Roman’s do*

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

Me in Rome: “can you believe they built all this in a day?”

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

Another plate of spaghetti? I couldn’t pastably

[CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor]

@TheRedmenTV Si senior, get the ball to Ronnie and he will .. back heel assist