Local man's ideas

Fill the brain, empty the mouth. In that order

[𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐘 @bigswankky]

Lady shared a video of her house help doing the unthinkable with the food she asked her to prepare!!

This girl is evíl 😳😭

[Local man's ideas @Local_manspeaks]

Why are Baptists so fat?

[Local man's ideas @Local_manspeaks]

When you live a son and his dad 🤣🤣

[Local man's ideas @Local_manspeaks]

The idea is right but the execution is utter rubbish. I even couldn’t remember this is still a CS, such fella’s amaze me

[Ahmed Ashour 𓂆🇵🇸 @AhmedAAshour8]

These bullets are fired toward the tents of displaced families in Gaza. Imagine one of these rounds piercing the body of a small, defenseless child. What kind of terror do Gaza’s children endure every single day?

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

BREAKING: Five Palestinians have been killed and 49 wounded in Israeli attacks on the Gaza Strip over the past 48 hours, the Palestinian health ministry says.

🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/hJUkVDUayL

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

ISRAEL DID THIS TO GAZA!

ZIONISM IS EVIL!

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

OGETA : "I was with Raila when he died. I was 1 meter away during his usual morning exercise. Raila's last word was 'Aai.' Raila died while standing."

RUTH ODINGA : “I was the one who switched off the ICU machine when the doctor asked me. There, I knew the country, 'Kenya has lost the legend.”

WINNIE ODINGA : "Fellow mourners, I was with him in India when he took his last breath. He died in my arms.”

The three people were in India during Baba's death. From the three, who is telling the truth? Why aren't they reading from the same script?

[Local man's ideas @Local_manspeaks]

@ahmednasirlaw SC can I ask you as your son and a Gen Z. How is enough? We might be delusional as well

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Of course, the Kshs 250 million found under his mattress was loose change. How much money do you think that junior official at City Hall invested in property and other investments portfolio?...Kshs 1 billion? 3 billion? 5 billion?

[Local man's ideas @Local_manspeaks]

@ahmednasirlaw that is what happens when the leadership is a gabda caucus.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

In the last 2-3 years, We have appointed 100s of judges to the Court of Appeal, High Court, Environment and Land Court and Employment and Labour Court and things are getting worse and worse...(and for once I'm not even complaining about JurisPESA problem and judges giving orders in the wee hours of mornings on a weekend). At this rate we may as well close our courts. Nothing is really working in our courts...no hearings...no judgments...no rulings...just adjournments....adjournment....and mentions....workshops....retreats....benchmarking etc...Surely, why are judges and magistrates refusing to work? What is the problem with our courts? Numbers and work load are no longer the issue or excuses. The judiciary seem to be facing very big problems...the judiciary is facing a systemic and existential leadership problems at all levels. The Court of Appeal is in standstill. Backlog of 5 years is the norm in Nairobi, yet CJ posts 50% of the Court's judges to towns/villages where no appeals have ever been filed....Applications heard in May have ruling dates for November(7 months for a ruling of 10 pages!!!) Similarly, the Commercial Court in Nairobi no longer listens to matters. Matters heard in May have ruling dates for November/December. The problem is everywhere. Surely, things can't go on like this. Yet Nobody is speaking for Kenyans when their judiciary stopped working ages ago. The new leadership in @LawSocietyofKe seems to be preoccupied with things we dont know. Obviously they are not interested in matters judiciary. The Registrars and the CJ probably aren't even aware of what is happening in our courts. So, what can Kenyans do to address the downing of tools by judges. Why isn't the hundreds of judges appointed not improving service delivery? Why can't the CJ and Registrar supervise the judges and explain why a ruling of 10 pages takes 7 months to write? Why are matters adjourned daily and not heard? Why are we having these endless, useless workshops and seminars? Isn't it time the CJ tells Kenyans she can't run the judiciary and that she be put on "lighter duties". We have principal judges for all these courts who have given up on their respective courts. Why don't we have a national convention on the sorrow state of our judiciary? Isn't it the right time for the government to declare the judiciary a national emergency/disaster/calamity...@WilliamsRuto @koske_felix @CJMarthaKoome @Kenyajudiciary @HonWetangula @NelsonHavi @philip_murgor @HonAmasonKingi @omwanza @CaroliOmondi @skmusyoka @MarthaKarua @AbdikadirMohami @jsckenya

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

In the last 2-3 years, We have appointed 100s of judges to the Court of Appeal, High Court, Environment and Land Court and Employment and Labour Court and things are getting worse and worse...(and for once I'm not even complaining about JurisPESA problem and judges giving orders in the wee hours of mornings on a weekend). At this rate we may as well close our courts. Nothing is really working in our courts...no hearings...no judgments...no rulings...just adjournments....adjournment....and mentions....workshops....retreats....benchmarking etc...Surely, why are judges and magistrates refusing to work? What is the problem with our courts? Numbers and work load are no longer the issue or excuses. The judiciary seem to be facing very big problems...the judiciary is facing a systemic and existential leadership problems at all levels. The Court of Appeal is in standstill. Backlog of 5 years is the norm in Nairobi, yet CJ posts 50% of the Court's judges to towns/villages where no appeals have ever been filed....Applications heard in May have ruling dates for November(7 months for a ruling of 10 pages!!!) Similarly, the Commercial Court in Nairobi no longer listens to matters. Matters heard in May have ruling dates for November/December. The problem is everywhere. Surely, things can't go on like this. Yet Nobody is speaking for Kenyans when their judiciary stopped working ages ago. The new leadership in @LawSocietyofKe seems to be preoccupied with things we dont know. Obviously they are not interested in matters judiciary. The Registrars and the CJ probably aren't even aware of what is happening in our courts. So, what can Kenyans do to address the downing of tools by judges. Why isn't the hundreds of judges appointed not improving service delivery? Why can't the CJ and Registrar supervise the judges and explain why a ruling of 10 pages takes 7 months to write? Why are matters adjourned daily and not heard? Why are we having these endless, useless workshops and seminars? Isn't it time the CJ tells Kenyans she can't run the judiciary and that she be put on "lighter duties". We have principal judges for all these courts who have given up on their respective courts. Why don't we have a national convention on the sorrow state of our judiciary? Isn't it the right time for the government to declare the judiciary a national emergency/disaster/calamity...@WilliamsRuto @koske_felix @CJMarthaKoome @Kenyajudiciary @HonWetangula @NelsonHavi @philip_murgor @HonAmasonKingi @omwanza @CaroliOmondi @skmusyoka @MarthaKarua @AbdikadirMohami @jsckenya

[Ezzy @EzzyMUFC]

This is why everyone hates your club

[Eric @amerix]

This afternoon we are telling the government to reject the Bloody Ebola Billions.

#RejectEbolaBillions

[CNN @CNN]

The plan to launch this week a health facility in Kenya for Americans who may have been exposed to the Ebola virus has received widespread criticism – from both Kenyan doctors and US officials working at the CDC. https://t.co/IDEz0TVeEN

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Mbona sisi ndio huangukia ngulusumu investors

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The Transport Sector Alliance has announced a nationwide fuel strike beginning midnight on Monday, 18 May 2026.

In a joint statement, the alliance says passenger transport, cargo and logistics, ride-hailing, motorcycle transport, tourism transport, driving schools, school buses and private motorists will take part.

The alliance says the strike will take place in cities, municipalities, towns and trading centres across Kenya, and has called on private vehicle owners, farmers and business owners to participate peacefully.

[Local man's ideas @Local_manspeaks]

Mumefikiwa

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya is facing a shortage of condoms and other family planning commodities.

Some methods like injections and pills are at zero stock, with supplies below the 16-month minimum.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Pause that Affordable housing Nonsense and Subsidize this fuel you bastard. @WilliamsRuto

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

William Ruto is extremely busy doing irrelevant things. World Bank Data shows that poverty rates in Kenya has doubled since Ruto took office.

[Billy @MwangiHub]

WAMEPANDISHA MAFUTA TENA!!!

STREEEEEEEEETS HERE WE COME!!

KASONGO UMETUZOEA SANA!!!