Local Life Krakow

Down to earth locals w/ articles & insider advice, tracking the coolest events. We help people who want to make every day in Krakow an adventure.&Weloveit.

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

@thoughtspresso @hankgreen You mean like how oobah butler faked his way to the top of the charts as lewish capaldi but then he was a millionaire pop star so he decided to just stay lewish capaldi?

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

A Polish lady takes an eyesight test.

The optician shows her a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish woman replied, 'I know the guy.' 🤣

15 Funniest Jokes About Poland:
➡️https://t.co/tyIFXZDADX

[Green Smok @GreenSmoczek]

Welcome to Kraków, I will be your guide.
The cost of tour is one hug per hour.

#FursuitFriday #Krakow

[Culture.pl @culture_pl]

The cutest march around - today's the 25th annual Dachshund Parade in Kraków! 🐶 🐕

👉 https://t.co/YvSHa7FFmC

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

Snuggled into a little village just outside of Krakow is the oldest female monastery in Poland! This ancient space is home to a stunning gothic church, a band of cloistered nuns, sprawling gardens, an orchard, veggie patch, carp pond & lots of animals. Come rest, stay the night.

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

From Bollywood to Hollywood and from Jim Carrey's hardened Police Detective to Krzysztof Globisz's lazy angel – we have compiled the ultimate list of films whose camera was focused on Cracow's cobbled streets.

10 Must-See Movies That Were Filmed In Krakow https://t.co/Gsl4wVGbvD

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

Monday can take a hike

as far as we are concerned.

Instead of Mondaying

Let's read 'The 15 Best Jokes About Poland'

➡️🤣https://t.co/LgYgMDkFnl

Because we can.

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

Let's be real. It's Monday and we all need a laugh to survive.

Here's our collection of the best "Meanwhile in Poland..." memes: https://t.co/LgYgMDkFnl

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

Welcome to our Urban Dictionary of Polish Idioms! Freshen up your conversations with the funniest and weirdest Polish idioms which everyone should be using!
Complete with English translation & hilarious examples.

🤣➡️https://t.co/sBUdrs73WD

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

From Bollywood to Hollywood and from Jim Carrey's hardened Police Detective to Krzysztof Globisz's lazy angel – we have compiled the ultimate list of films whose camera was focused on Cracow's cobbled streets.

10 Must-See Movies That Were Filmed In Krakow https://t.co/Gsl4wVGbvD

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

Welcome to our Urban Dictionary of Polish Idioms! Freshen up your conversations with the funniest and weirdest Polish idioms which everyone should be using!
Complete with English translation & hilarious examples.

🤣➡️https://t.co/sBUdrs73WD

[𝓖𝓻𝓾𝓫𝔂💛💙 @Grubiusz]

#Kraków
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[Nick Short 🇺🇦 @nickfshort]

Having lunch on the terrace of Przegorzały Castle just outside Krakow. One claim to fame, other than my visit, is that it was the residence of Otto von Wächter, at one time governor of Krakau during the German occupation in #WW2. These boys knew how to look after themselves.

[ana @ana19323559]

Good Morning🙂

Foggy sunrise over Krakow, South Poland...

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

Nearby Nieopołomice Forest is the perfect place for hunting mushrooms and fungi. During our exploration, we were lucky enough to stumble across an elderly expert doing just that. With 10 yrs experience foraging here it's no wonder he had 2 big bags full!

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

Snuggled into a little village just outside of Krakow is the oldest female monastery in Poland! This ancient space is home to a stunning gothic church, a band of cloistered nuns, sprawling gardens, an orchard, veggie patch, carp pond & lots of animals. Come rest, stay the night.

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

Spend the afternoon hanging out with the Sisters' famous donkey, Michał. He might eat your shirt a bit but he's a good laugh. Staniątki Monastery's animals are all happy to share their peaceful home with you.

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

You know the world is good when super chilled out donkeys, cats and chickens are all the best of friends. Spend the weekend with these guys and a team of cloistered nuns in the gorgeous 800 yr old Staniątki Monastary

#photography #malopolska #Poland #Europe #farmlife #animals

[Local Life Krakow @LocallifeK]

A beautiful legless lizard in Niepołomice Forest. It takes just a short bus ride outside of Krakow to be immersed in nature.

#photography #reptiles #Poland #Europe #wildlifephotography #animal