Mario

Semi-rugged individualist. Holding down the fort in The OC. Transplanted NYer. Well-documented alien. 🇺🇸🇮🇹🍊

[Mario @LocateMario]

Love listening to Kristina Rossi on @Spotify, but I am just a little bit biased. Have a listen. https://t.co/eXFZm2XcnA

[Mario @LocateMario]

@Brick_Suit @spencerpratt @lbc360 They’re probably real but strategically counted or skipped.

[Mario @LocateMario]

@SED210 @CollinRugg You’re probably right. Hope not. If he does win, the city council will fight him at every turn.

[Mario @LocateMario]

@McCallaPE @davidslosttt Yes, exactly. I think that’s called equal representation.

[Mario @LocateMario]

@McCallaPE @davidslosttt Very interesting. Thanks.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI"

End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories .

[Mario @LocateMario]

@OldRowSwig That probably explains this promo I just got

[Mario @LocateMario]

@Bebe1969

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Principal Kirk Moore, who tackled the school shooter, walked into prom a few days later to a huge celebration from the students and was named prom king.

[Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful @kevinolearytv]

This the best commercial I have ever seen for #MiamiBeach real estate!

[Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis]

“Republicans might win an election, so we have to change the rules now.”

[Brian Willott Farms @BrianWillott]

They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.

[Make L.A. Great Again 🇺🇸 @lalovestrump]

Vote Pratt . Save LA

[Mario @LocateMario]

@lalovestrump @KTLA But they care so much

[Mario @LocateMario]

@KTLA It’s more than just the vibes, it’s the reality.

[Make L.A. Great Again 🇺🇸 @lalovestrump]

@KTLA Yes it’s what happens when people in charge don’t care about crime .. or cleaning the street , or business ..

[Mario @LocateMario]

@InvestorBettor @8WithaTiara Unless both are first names. Those get me all the time.

[Mario @LocateMario]

@Nexxo00 @RobertLusetich @tatereeves @DominicMcGregor So, in other words. Not none. Idk.

[Mario @LocateMario]

@RobertLusetich @tatereeves @DominicMcGregor “Drinking water contamination alerts in Britain have surged by almost 300% in just five years...”

https://t.co/qKdL2XcqNT

[Mario @LocateMario]

@MikeTimgor @tatereeves Um, Wikipedia would like a word…

Mississippi: First-cousin marriage is illegal.

United Kingdom: First-cousin marriage has been fully legal since the 16th century.

Maine: First-cousin marriage is permitted, but with conditions (genetic counseling).

[Mario @LocateMario]

Bloody hell! Wow.

[Governor Tate Reeves @tatereeves]

As we say in Mississippi,
“Bless Your Heart.”

Or as you say in the UK,
“As-Salamu Alaykum.”