Lachlan Downe

[Lachlan Downe @Lochydowne]

@chamath what if they SPAC it?

[Lachlan Downe @Lochydowne]

@elonmusk Elon, can you spell A G E N D A?

[Variety @Variety]

Pretty, pretty, pretty good news: #CurbYourEnthusiasm is returning to TV https://t.co/StMwmocLNm

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Excellent result for Liverpool and a terrific performance. Klopp is slowly, but most certainly, transforming this Liverpool side.

[The Independent @Independent]

There is a Ned Flanders-themed metal band called Okilly Dokilly http://t.co/i6rptKHiTf

[Retarded Mom @THERETARDEDM0M]

I think for this year's Halloween party I'll dress up as a period, and then show up late just to scare the shit out of everybody.

[ゆいが最強🔥【対応⭕️】ID要確認 完全復活 @Yui_95__]

Özil failed his Arsenal medical, due to an asthma attack from the dust in the clubs trophy cabinet #TransferDeadlineDay #Ozil

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

@piersmorgan The sportsmen are not the ones who are pontificating. Very easy to be judgemental if you've never been there.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Happy Brent Day

[Dennis Cometti...ish @DennisntCometti]

If any players from Port Adelaide are found to be taking performance enhancing drugs, I hope they kept the receipt. #drugsinsport

[Peter Helliar @pjhelliar]

Got to say Ben Barba is just as quick and nimble as his Uncle Tony #maynotberelated

[Simon Kennedy @Simon_Kennedy]

Mark Carnegie is Barry Humphries best character yet.
#qanda

[NYDN Sports I-Team @NYDNSportsITeam]

Lance Armstrong abandons fight against doping charges. Will be stripped of Tour de France titles and banned for life. Story to follow.

[Ryan Fitzgerald @FitzySA]

Just heard a cabbie say "I believe Black Caviar has a real future in racing" Backing your future won't venture far from the taxi industry.

[Waleed Abu Nada @waleedabunada]

The last 4 goals Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal killed Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs and Whitney Houston the next day. #afc

[Chris Evans @achrisevans]

So £8million spent on the Harry Redknapp case of an alledged unpaid 40% tax on a hundred odd grand and he's not guilty. Nice work people.

[Jonny Nail @jonny_yesyes]

cosigned RT @supgracie: @AlanKohler nah keep it up big K

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Neither "Watch The Throne" nor "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" nominated for Album of the Year... Immma let you finish but...

[Holy Fuck @holyfuck]

Shambles is what we do! RT @vargamick:@holyfuck am a fan but have to say, #HarvestAus melb show was a shambles. In keeping with the day, tho