Lockdown Cyclist

Journalist (fake positive reviews for cash - goods also accepted). Keen driver.

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@Steinerwoodwork Yes. Because we all have the tablet to plug into our cars to turn off the never ending error messages that you get from swapping a battery in 2026.

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@ChaponaBike123 @The_LCDC @grok It’s 2026. You’d think they’d be able to put adaptive cruise control and speed limit controls in cabs. Then the drivers could just press a button and not worry about it. But I guess they are using Victorian technology that can’t be adapted or improved

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@port27500 https://t.co/oU7i3i8EYu

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@willnorman @CamdenCouncil @TfL

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@fatnutritionist @Bikery1966 How do you take your polar bear to the vet? How do you transport 26 tons of clay? How do you transport a boiler, 8 radiators and all your tools to work

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@SandyofSuffolk I don’t know. It sounds like a pretty stressful job. If it goes wrong, you are likely jam. They’ll need a wet & dry Hoover for your body parts. You are responsible for the safety of a lot of people. And if you have an accident but survive, you are going to be in serious trouble

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@DavidHu05137188 I think I agree. Let’s have a proportional charge. Let’s pay by kg. 13kg for my Brompton. Doesn’t seem enough. Let’s x10 it. Now, how many kegs is his car and x10 it.
And, as I’m paying proportionately, I’m going to need a lane from all dual carriageways and motorways for bikes

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@Adespoto3 @NettThom

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@OpenChiswickW4 I like how he pretends to care about bus users and people with disabilities when what he actually means is ‘don’t restrict my driving - how dare you!’

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@DavidHu05137188 @VoteTimBarnes Stop trying to prove things with facts. That’s just not what Timothy is seeing

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@OpenChiswickW4 @VoteTimBarnes

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@JohnCB500 If only there was some way to avoid getting fined…

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@Restrictfootage NFuckThisShitI’mGoingToBed

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@DAnalogArsonist @but_cyclists @vivian39_

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@lillai23 8 is the only one I’ve never been to. So… yeah. 8

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@AvonandsomerRob Can’t stop thinking about the Lycra, eh…?

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@supatinogh

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@Bikery1966 @MikeyCycling I don’t know. That’s sounding a lot like communism. And I t’s not in the Magna Carta.

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@Skye_Melissax Wait… You are rich enough to have windows? Most of us in the UK live in mud huts. Are you related to the royal family?

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@TheGriftReport Needs to put more slurry on them. Just to make sure they don’t do it again.