Michelle Locke

Wine, food, travel, laundry 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

So good.

[emma freud 💙 🔴 @emmafreud]

The most unexpected story. Longest piece I have ever written. Did not think this change of heart would happen to me… especially not in my 60’s. And deeply honoured to be cover story in The Observer New Review

https://t.co/UohMa8ItJj

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

For reals, tho

[Peggy Blair @peggy_blair]

Dear 2024,
I have reviewed your manuscript with interest and regret to advise that I will be declining representation.
While the plot is interesting, it strikes me that there is a little too much of it. I fear that readers will become overwhelmed. 1/

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

Nether Wallop I had heard of. Knights in the Bottom caused me to chuckle most heartily. Wetwang? I am deceased. DECEASED.

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

It’s very funny, very heartwarming, and a little insane that an email my mom has been sending me and my sisters for 10+ Christmases is now hotly anticipated by countless strangers. Anyways, here are some highlights from this year’s itinerary!!

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

Looking at life through rosé-colored glasses.

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

Someone would like to be a Yankee Doodle Dandy. #flagcake #catsofinstagram

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

Feeling v. attacked rn @nytwordle

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

@alcademics I mean who knows more about frozen assets, tho.

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

The love poem we need.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

You're an F-16
I'm in full swoon
Shot through the heart
Like a Chinese balloon

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

@KngHnryVIII I think it says something about me that I lolled at this joke p. hard.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

New year. Same me.

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

No snow on this beach.

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

@SupportRequests #026091278

[Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton]

A million views for something I put no planning, time or money into! I will try even less next time! 💖💖💖

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

This is extremely very good and worthy content and also the R. Crowe one, 🤣

[Michelle Locke @Locke_Michelle]

Too funny.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN!!
"UNLEASH YOUR INNER TUDOR!"
The ultimate inspirational guide to life by @KngHnryVIII
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