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She/her • Suffolk ‘24 — A girl w aspiring dreams to tell you and your partner how to improve your sex life

[Mæson @Lockermason]

My wedding will be a series of musical numbers performed by me, about my wife. Opening with Stiry Fry by Migos, and closing with Love Shack by The B-52’s. It will be unforgettable. *Pin tweet*

[miranda @mirandyyyyyyyy]

maybe im just gay, but i have full confidence that I could build a table from scratch

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

These fuckers.

[Samantha Heller @samheller11]

PM Trudeau just announced a ban on handgun sales and assault rifle possession in Canada… what have you done in the last week @POTUS

[Mæson @Lockermason]

Julie looking radiant as ever…

[Julie Chen Moonves @JCMoonves]

🎊🎊🎊🎊

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

call me crazy but hey maybe don’t make fan edits and compilations about this?? what the hell

[You Are Home @youarehome]

a familiar soundtrack, played in reverse

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i love that u can’t take a picture of the moon. elusive queen ! live theater slay

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

loved playing with legos as a kid cuz it was like. what’s stopping me from attaching some guy’s head to a helicopter. i am god here. i say it’s a hat. chaos reigns

[Remi Wolf @remiwolf]

This place Tatte is so huge in boston, whats up with that

[Mæson @Lockermason]

How am I supposed to go into 2022 without Betty White??? #ripthegodbetty

[emma @emma_conss]

corn on the clout

[Mæson @Lockermason]

Phoebe Bridgers is hitting a little different in the Sony WH-100XM4s today

[Mæson @Lockermason]

Today I’m thinking about Cathy Cummings… just wanted to let y’all know. Rogers kids?

[Mæson @Lockermason]

Anyone else having a really fucking weird Thanksgiving?

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

drowning in adele's sweet melodies this morning

[Mæson @Lockermason]

@caraxxrose Yes, always. But don’t make a thing about it